Other Cheese: A Pretty Short Terranigma Fanfic Script Thingy
By Dais
To Be Posted Equally And With All Respect On Authorized Terranigma Pages, ie Cherubae's And Snapes's In Which The Narrator Attempts To Bring Terranigma To The Younger Generations With An Educational Movie.
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Narrator: Our story begins in a peaceful little village called Storkolm....
Guard: Hello there.
Soldier 1: Hi! Can I come in?
Guard: Go right ahead.
(He does)
Guard: Hello there.
Soldier 2: Is this Storkolm?
Guard: Yep. Coming in?
Soldier 2: Uh-huh.
(He does)
Guard: Hello there.
Soldier : Burn, loot, rape, pillage!
Guard: What?
Soldier 3: Kill!
(He does)
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Narrator: Er, later on, later one, c'mon.
Dais: I'm trying, dammit! The films screwed up!
Narrator: Hurry! Their waiting!
Dais: Well, tell them where they can sti- There we go!
Narrator: Finally!
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Narrator: Uh, okay...Our story begins in a peaceful-
(Assorted giggles from off)
Narrator: PEACEFUL little village called Storkolm...
(Scene: Dark, old houses. Wolves run freely between them)
Wolf: Howl. 
Narrator: Wait a minute...
Dais: No! No! This is it! 
Narrator: You'd better be right.
Wolf: Rarrr!
(Scene: Wolf munching on helpless little rabbit)
Wolf: Rip smack lick growl smack slurp....
Narrator: Um, no!
Dais: Just wait a damn second!
(Wolf rips out bunny's throat in a shower of blood. Assorted gasps, and then clapping begins)
Dais: See? They like it!
Narrator: Screw this! Snape!
Snape: Huh? Waddya want?
Narrator: Dais messed everything up! Now we'll never bring Terranigma to younger generations!
(Gory scene continues, echoed by whoops and claps)
Snape: Er, they seem to like it...
Dais: That's what I said!
Snape: I can't see anything wrong....
(Poof!)
Cherubae: YAAAAAHHHHH!
(Cherubae leaps onto Snape's back, and starts beating him with a rolled-up newspaper)
Snape: Ow! Stop it!
Cherubae: Picture stealer!
Dais: Not again....
Snape: Ow! Ow! Get off me!
Narrator: Could someone turn off the movie?
(All turn to him. Screams of rage from audience)
All: NOOO!
Narrator: Aaah! Okay! Okay! (Sulks) WhycaintIjussfawgettaaboutit? (Sigh)
Dais: Down! Bad Cherubae!
Cherubae: He stole my pictures!
Snape: I asked permission!
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Dais: STOP IT!
(Glare. Audience continues to watch the grisly spectacle on screen)
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Cherubae: Did not!
Snape: Did too!
Dais: Arrrrrggggghhhh.....
Wertigon: Why can't we all just get along?
pan: Si!
Ear: Yeah! Stop it!
Magnus: I suck!
Dais: That was fun....
(Neither Cherubae or Snape pay any attention)
Cherubae: Corn!
Snape: Potatoes!
Cherubae: Corn!
Snape: Potatoes!
Cherubae: Corn!
Snape: Potatoes!
Cherubae: Corn!
Snape: Potatoes!
Dais: What the hell?
Narrator: Okay, I'll turn it off....
(He tries. Believe me, he tries. You ever fought off 300-odd toddlers who are watching a cool 
movie?)
Narrator: Nooooooo!!!!!
Snape: Help!
Cherubae: Picture stealer!
Dais: This is it! I shall have to make the greatest sacrifice!
(Grabs Snape, looks straight at Cherubae)
Dais: I STOLE YOUR PICTURES!
(Quiet. Cherubae slides off Snape's back, looks soundlessly at newspaper. Looks up)
Cherubae: Dais...
(Stands up straight, looks noble, and proceeds to put the Smack down upon BOTH Snape and 
Dais)
Dais: Ow!
Snape: Bright idea, man. Just pure genius.
Cherubae: Die!!!!!!!
(Finally, the Narrator manages, with his dying breath on his lips, to shut off the movie.)
Toddlers: Ooohhhhhh......
(Toddlers look at each other)
Toddlers: Let's go bug Perel!
Narrator: (Just barely audible) And thus....some good comes of it all....(Dies)
(The assorted Terranigma fans have now gotten into a giant fight. Cherubae is standing in the 
middle, screaming incoherently)
Voices: Help! Hellllpppppp.....
(Two heads are just barely visible)
Snape: This is all your fault.
Dais: I know. I'm so sorry.
Snape: Is that sarcasm?
Dais. Nooooooo.....
Snape: Well then. (Sigh) Back into the fray...
Cherubae: The TMNT shall protect my holy pictures!
Dais: That sounds fun, doesn't it?

*THE END*