Too Much Terranigma, Part One: ------------------------------------------- (Performed by Dais. Created by Turbo the Mutant Wonder Dog. Horribly and digustingly altered by underTakr.) You know you've played too much Terranigma when... ....you know theres a Magirock you haven't found. Somewhere. Out there. Your house. Or school. Or work. It's there, down some hall.... ....you see a show about the Victorian era, and immediatly start screaming "Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary!" ....your dogs name is Turbo. Of course. ....you attempt to converse with bats, but stop when you realize they're not the right color. ....your method of entertainment: Load self with gifts. Tour the world, giving gifts away. Repeat. ....you are wary of small oriental girls with red ribbons and dogs. ....whenever you find the Crystal Thread, you run around babbling happily. ....you are convinced all scientists are in league with Dark Gaia. ....you try to start an airline based on seagulls. ....you ask people how there underworld twin is. ....you attempt to get the Crystal Thread in .001 seconds. ....whenever you get hurt, you look for your grass pin. ....you'll do anything for shiny blue rocks. ....you wave flowers at penguins, and are dissapointed at the lack of response. ....you know you can cross anything as long as you have a stick to hold. ....at Holloween, you attempt to converse with jack-o-lanterns. ....you never go walking through the woods unless you have a small bell and a dog whistle. ....you completly master Soulblazer, IOG, Robotrek (Slapstick), EVO, and both Actraisers- just cuase they all came from Quintet. ....you consider Bloody Mary a mere trifle. AND (for now) THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE PLAYED TOO MUCH TERRANIGMA..... .....you've never heard the name "Cid" in your life.