You Know You've Been Playing Terranigma Too Long When...
by The Great Elbobo

10.)  You tried jumping into a tiny box and got a concussion.

9.)  You read this Top 10.

8.)  You ask stupid questions and send them to the RPG X-Files.

7.)  You think any one of the characters is real.

6.)  You kidnap the next door neighbor thinking he's Ark and stuff his dead body in a 
     trunk in the attic.

5.)  You search the web for nude pics of Elle.

4.)  You get aroused from Melin's crying.

3.)  You feel sorry for Meilin.

2.)  You've got buttrot.

1.)  You see Meilin crying, look down, and think, "I think I got something to stop her
     whining...guffaw guffaw!!"