Terranigma 2 - The Sequel By Snape Idea completely stolen without permission off of Dais, 'cos apparently, that's what I do. I'm sure he won't mind. This should be viewed in Notepad, full screen. Or else. Well it's time for Chapter 4, which traditionally comes right after Chapter 3. Chapter 4 - The end Picture stealing, mental Narrator : Well so far you've witnessed many things in the storyline. You've also witnessed many stupid names for Chapter titles. Now it's time for the final chapter, which promises suspense, action, excitement and, the actual true one, relief that it's finally over. Ark and his small bat-type sidekick, Yomi, have recently worked out who I am, and where I am, and are going to try to kill me and rescue his woman, Elle of Crysta. Thank God for original storylines. ***** Dais : TURBO !!! That bastard ate my dog !!! Dais : Dammit !!! Cyrus : Relax, I'm sure Turbo's fine. *nt* Cyrus : See ? He's fin... *nt* Cyrus : Errr... sorry... *nt* Dais : Ow ! Stoppit ! That hurts ! Wertigon : Who the hell IS that Mexican guy ? Dais : (still getting hit) He follows me around from time to time... OW !!! Snape : Why don't you get rid of him ? Dais : Oh, brilliant. How do you suggest I do that ? Snape : Simple. Hey Cherubae ! Cherubae : Yo. Snape : That Mexican guy stole your pictures. He also said that the TMNT were green turds. Cherubae : (face turns red) AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH !!! Cherubae : (pow) B**tard !!! Wertigon : Ouch ! Glad that's not me ! Cherubae : (whack) Take this... Cyrus : That's gotta hurt... *nt* Cherubae : (smack) And this... Dais : Oh geez, not there ! Cherubae : (crunch) DIE !!! Snape : What have I done ??? Dais : Quick ! Someone sedate her... ! Wertigon : Why the hell are all these items lying conviniently around ? Snape : Thank god for that. Anyway, let's get on with the game. ***** Ark : We have to get back to the Underworld. The evil Narrator somehow got there, and kidnapped my precious, honest, trustworthy Elle. Yomi : You kidding ? She was a promiscuous tart. Yomi : (groan) Sorry... Ark : And we still have that Princess Elle cow to take care of. We need some more help. Voice 1 : We'll help you, Ark ! Ark : I know that voice ! Voice 2 : It's been a while... Ark : And that one ! It's Bill and Ben, the flowerpot men ! Yomi : Oh my god, its... Ark : Kate Winslet and David Bowie ? Yomi : No ! It's Fyda and Royd ! Fyda : Greetings to thee, Ark of Crysta. Saviour of the plant. Thou has returneth to thine world to save us all ! To rescue us in thy hour of need. To unselfishly risk life and limb to conquer the evil threat that has befallen us. Royd : Hi guys. Ark : Hey Royd. Hey Fyda - why you talking like that. Fyda : Just my character speaking. Soz. Ark : Hmmmm.... What are you two doing here ? Royd : We're here to help you overcome the Narrator and that Princess Elle cow. Ark : Really ? You really mean it... Royd : Bollocks. It's my agent - hang on a mo... Royd : (under breath) Listen man, I'm kinda busy right now. Yes, I'm in the middle of a role here... you got me a job ? Great ! Talk to ya later... ok, bye. Royd : Sorry about that. Ark : Okay... anyway, you're really here to help me ? Fyda : Yes. We shalt help you to thy end. They shall burn in the fires of Hades ! Ark : Huh ? Royd : We'll help you. Ark : Oh. Yomi : What do you suggest ? Fyda : Thee, thy, thine, blah, blah.. Royd : (interrupts) Why don't I do the talking ? Basically, you'll need to find 5 Sunstones and take them to the ends of the world. Princess Elle will be waiting for you there, we'll take care of her and leave you to warp to the Underworld where it'll be all up to you. Ark : How come you knew all that ? Royd : Then, we'll... Ark : (interrupts) I asked you a question. Royd : (whispers) Listen buddy, someone already told you not to ask these stupid questions. Ark : But how did you know ? Royd : (groan) Get the five Sunstones. Come back here when you're finished. Ark : Will you tell me then ? Royd : ... Sure. Whatever. Ark : Awright ! Ark : I give up. I've searched all over the world, and haven't found a single Sunstone. Worse still, all I can smell is damn fish. Yomi : Wait a minute ! What's that ? Ark : It's a shop. So what ? Yomi : Look at the ad in the window. Ark : (reads aloud) Get your Sunstone's here. Half price sale ! And for those with Hero member- ship cards, you can buy one and get one free ! Ark : Damn. Ark : (sigh) Okay, lets go back to Mosque. Ark : Okay, we've got them. Let's go to the end of the world. ***** Snape : Glad to see they haven't used any of the same material from the first one... Dais : We're nearing the final battle. Cyrus : *nt* Cherubae : (mumbles) The TMNT are not green turds... Wertigon : Let's kick that Narrator's derriere ! Splodge : Woof ! Turbo : (R.I.P) Mexican : (groan) It's a very good... Ariba ! ***** Royd : There she is ! It's the Evil Princess Elle Cow ! Evil Princess Elle : Prepare to die ! Evil Princess Elle : Very funny... Royd/Fyda : Prepare for a fight to the end ! Ark : What a fight ! Royd : Now go and do battle for the sake of the world... Ark : Hey, aren't you guys coming too ? Fyda : Alas, we cannot. Ark : Why ? Royd : Because we don't want to. Ark : Let's go. Yomi ? YOMI ??? Ark : Typical. You just can't find the right help these days... Ark : Holy sh... Ark : I'm too late. Ah well. Shame. Voice : Ark... Ark : God Dammit ! What d'you want ? Voice : The milkman... he isn't really a milkman... Ark : You don't say. Voice : He is a Phantom in disguise... Ark : (suprised) A PHANTOM ??? Voice : Yes... the... the... Ark : The what ? Tell me dammit ! Voice : The Phantom Dennis. Ark : The Phantom Dennis ... ? ... MWAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Ark : HAHAHAHAHAH... The Phantom Dennis... AHAHAHAHAHA !!! Ark : Hmmm... seems familiar. Phantom Dennis : You still think my name is funny, Ark ? Ark : (giggle) Yeah... (burts into laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Phantom Dennis : Damn you Ark ! Ark : Bring it on. Elle : ARK !!! Ark : ELLE ??? Ark : ... ELLE, GROSS !!! Elle : Damn, I dropped my noisy pet worm ! Phantom Dennis : Prepare to die, Ark ! Phantom Dennis : It's wearing thin, Ark. Find some new material. Ark : Will this do ? Phantom Dennis : Damn you to hell ! School Children : Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Teacher : Hey you two, break it up ! School Children : Yeah ! Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Phantom Dennis : Are you ready to die Ark ? Ark : ... Yep. Ark/Phantom Dennis : 1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a thumb war... School Children : Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! School Children : Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Ark : 1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I have won the thumb war !!! Phantom Dennis : ... Ark : ... Phantom Dennis : NOOOOOOOOO !!! Ark : Cool ! School Children : Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Ark : It's over you stupid kids. I won the battle ! School Children : ... Ark : I won... The Phantom Dennis... MWAHAHAHAHA !!! Elle : Ark ? Hello ? You haven't forgotten about me have you ? Ark ? ARK !!! Ark : An award for me ??? I would like to thank my toaster, my kettle, my cooker... Ark : The entire population of the world, the colour white... Ark : And my pet hyena, Tibbles. Screen : The end !!! Thankyou for playing !!! Elle : AAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK !!! Ark : Meow... ***** Snape/Dais/Cherubae/Wertigon : ... Cyrus : ... *nt* Splodge : ... Cherubae : That was... interesting... Cyrus : Different... *nt* Snape : That sucked !!! Dais : You know I think a sequel shouldn't have been created. Wertigon : Huh ? Dais : We all revelled in the splendour of the first game. It was, well, a masterpiece. And in my opinion, truly great things should be left alone. Sequels are based on the popularity of the original - and in some cases are a rushed affair to make money. This proves it, the lameness of this sequel in many ways ruin the image of the wonder that the first one contained. How many of us here today will ever be able to look at Terranigma the same way as we used to ? Dais : Software companies ruin good things with their impatience. Apart from the rare occurences such as the Final Fantasy series, follow-up games are a lot crapper than the first. Like Secret of Evermore, and... Wertigon : Snape, Dais is trying to give this story a moral. Snape : I can't do anything about it... he'll just nitpick to the extreme... Dais : blah, blah... tragedy... blah, blah... Cyrus : I got an idea ! Hey Cherubae, Dais stole your pictures ! *nt* Dais : ... Snape : Now you've done it... Wertigon : Hey, where is Cherubae ? Snape : Oh my god ! It's Cherubae wearing a TMNT outfit and Golden Underpants ! Cherubae : The Federation Of the Golden Underpants will take over the world ! Dais : AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH !!! ***** Snape : Well that's it I'm afraid. Feel free to make your own scripts, or if you want me to make another one, let me know. Au revoir ! Screen : The End Phantom Dennis : OR IS IT !!!! Wertigon : Totally predictable. Time to go and make a banner... Cyrus : I'm gonna start writing messages instead of just titles. *nt* Dais : Uuuuuggghhh... Cherubae : Hiiiiiyah ! Splodge : Woof ! Turbo : (ghostly voice) wooooooof ! Elle : ARK !!!! GET YOUR BUTT HERE NOW !!! Ark : Meow ? Elder : Action man, the greatest hero of them all... Upset looking guy : (crying) Elle wake you up again today ? Woohoo, the hot couple ! Yomi : Maybe I should've helped Ark... nah !!! Flower Girl : Would you like to buy a flower ? Make a young girl or penguin talk ! Smiling, Naked Fisherman : I haven't had a bite all day... Royd : You asked for that one.. Fyda : That was humerous. Thou knoweth great japes. Bill Clinton : I did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky ! Captain : Ahoy there, matey ! You did it ! Sailor : ICEBERG : Female Voice : Women and Chilren first ! Perel : Meilin... Meilin : Carpet... Princess Elle : (still falling) What a stupid way to die... Old Timer : Check out my fluff machine ! Man : Is that a diamond ? Doorbell : DING DONG !!! Voice : Pizza ! School Children : Fight ! Fight ! Fight ! Teacher : Hey you two, break it up ! Mexican : (groan) It's a very good... Ariba ! ***** Snape : If I've forgotten anyone, I'm sure that Dais will let me know. Cya all !!! ************************************************************************************************ Errr... I haven't really got that much thanks to say, I guess thanks to Dais for the concept, and thanks to everyone who wrote in pleading for the latest installments. Thankyou both of you. Remember, you can only get this fanfic, and many others from my page. Only at : Castle Snape's Terranigma Page - http://members.xoom.com/Snape/terranigma.htm ICQ - 27148634 E-Mail - Snape@xoommail.com My site's just hit 2000 !!! Thanks to all concerned !!! Snape ************************************************************************************************