REAL stories passed around the campfire

[Tiga X]

A bit different from Joan's thread, just one sentence at a time. No need to waste a whole afternoon on trying to think up a good story *glares at Joan*. Randomness galore please. I'll start out.

One day, Jackson woke up in his chair, naked.

[Manibrandr System]

He wrapped his hands around what is called a "morning boner" and proceeded to pump his dick off, bringing himself to great heights of pleasure and energizing him for the morning.

"Screw coffee, this is the way to go!" Jackson ejaculated.

(Yes, I pulled this out of my ass )

[inferiare]

That's when his dad walked in, and saw what he was doing in the chair and was horrified.

(Yes, that was based off the song "Talk To Me" by Steven Lynch. Go. Download. It's funny. XD It also reminds me of a joke my bf told me. Bwahaha.)

[Ark]

To his utter dismay he saw his son on the verge of spilling his precious load on to the priceless bordeaux-red carpet in front of him. So in order to prevent a calamity of such a grand scale he ran across the room and performed a beautiful swallow dive just in time to catch Jackson's airborne jizz with his open mouth.

[Tiga X]

Or so he thought. But just before dad wanted to dive, he realised, there was a faster way to divert this. Quickly, dad lowered his pants...
There it was... The entity known as...

[JB_spel]

"No, put it back!"

And then, the sun smiled again - the rainbow danced and the moon sang. From the sky came a swedish old man, but from another time and another life - he said "Hej. Jag ska rädda dig från ett dystert liv. Följ med mig till en annan värld..!"

They couldn't understand, but then the swede gave them a dictionary. So they looked it up, and what he had told them was that ...

[Tiga X]

...they should stuff their furry ****'s up their **************'s. At this point, Jackson was very tired, and dad desperately wanted to continue training on his swallow-dive techniques. Jackson was just looking for a nice place to sleep when...

(This is kewl! )

[chicken]

... he just realized that he is an idiot... jerking in the morning is disgusting and that he should show more shame.

so he just took a rope, bound it around a branch...

BUT! suddenly...

[inferiare]

His dad came out with a shotgun! "This is for even THINKING about releasing on the carpet!" His dad aimed the gun at him, but...

[jamesvenz]

the dad didn't realise he was holding the gun around the wrong way, he pulled the trigger but...

[Ark]

nothing happened. Turns out, this is the type of gun where you have to push the trigger instead. Realising what a complete idiot he was (and how the idiocy seemed to run in the family), he furiously hurled the gun into the air and watched it come crashing down somewhere in the carpark next to his house. Meanwhile Jackson was tying the other end of the rope to his newly bought hammock. Preparing himself for a comfortable afternoon of sleep.

[Ark]

Tiga X wrote:

just one sentence at a time.

oops... missed that detail.

[WHERE IS IT? *panic*]

Where's Terranigma gone on your site? Why is it away?

[Tiga X]

Ark wrote:

Tiga X wrote: just one sentence at a time. oops... missed that detail.

Hihi, no problem dude. One sentence, 20 sentences, it's all the same, right?

And you, "whereisit". This is not the topic to post this! What the hell are you doing?!

[Manibrandr System]

WHERE IS IT? *panic* wrote:

Where's Terranigma gone on your site? Why is it away?

Fucking idiot. -_-;;

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