A better world

[Coz]

There is already a better world, but it's too expensive for you to afford. In lives God, Buda and is where Chuck Norris is going after he leaves this world (which he will do on it's own will, not because his mortal coil is no longer useful).

Here are some qualities of this better world:

1. Trash triturators, bazookas, computers, ninja mercenaries and skaters are free.

2. Exams only have one question : what grade do you want?

3. The shops always make mistakes and give you back more money than the money you paid.

4. Everyone that you wish to have sex with say yes when they want to, and if they don't they adquire the desire.

5. Oreos only have the white filling, without the bothersome chocolate cookies.

6. Beer bottles never get empty.

7. Cars use pee as their fuel.

8. If two people want to talk to each other, one of them can touch a wall and will be instantly teleported next to the other person.

9. Windows is free, you get payd if you use Linux, Macs don't exist, but still no one cares about this stuff.

10. Porn is the base of all the university courses.

11. Porn related classes are mostly practical.

12. There are no TV shows reruns.

13. You can get a catgirl at almost every bird store.

14. Smoking doesn't kills, it curses and threates, but it's just bullshit.

15. There are no diseases, except ninphomany, and no one is doing anything to cure it, either.

16. Burps sound like classic music.

17. The movie Solaris lasts 15 minutes.

18. Almodóbar doesn't makes movies.

19. Supermarket carts never have a wheel stuck, and they come out easily when you want to separate them from the rest.

20. Wally never got lost.

21. The Sphinx still has it's nose.

22. The twin towers didn't fell because of an horrible crash, but because of the overweight of all the yankies working there; but they fell down, that was unavoidable.

23. World electricity is supplied by the flatulencies produced from China.

24. The U.S.A. president is a duck.

25. Baby birth is controlled by your wish if you want to have a child or not when you have sex, but if you want to and there are too many, a voice tells you "Sorry, please try again.".

26. Chocolate is the planet's #1 food, and contains all the vitamins and minerals for a healthy diet.

27. The better world list of facts of a better world wasn't translated from spanish.