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Jason Tandro Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:00 pm Post subject: The Husband Store (Not my bit, but still funny) |
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In New York, New York, a new store has been opened up for women. It is called "The Husband Store". The instructions are as follows:
1. Women may only enter this store once.
2. The store contains six floors accessible only by elevator.
3. Prize value raises with each floor.
4. Once you have gone up a level you may not go down except to exit the store.
So a woman enters the store and she sees the first floor sign that reads: "These men have jobs." She decides to enter the elevator.
The second floor sign reads: "These men have jobs and like kids." She is thrilled, but continues upward.
The third floor sign reads: "These men have jobs, like kids, and are drop dead gorgeous." She is of course ecstatic, but continues upward.
The fourth floor sign reads: "These men have jobs, like kids, are drop dead gorgeous and help with the housework." She decides to go up another floor.
The fifth floor sign reads: "These men have jobs, like kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the housework have great personalities." The woman is very tempted to stay but she continues up.
The sixth floor sign reads: "You are the 3,117,345th customer to arrive on this floor. There are no men on this floor, thank you for helping prove that women can never be pleased."
To avoid gender harassment lawsuits, the owners of the store build a replica of the store for men: "The Wife Store". The same rules apply.
The first floor sign reads: "These women love sex". Floors 2-6 have never been visited.
[Author's Note: My sister told me this joke and I had to share it.] |
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Blade Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Hahaha |
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chicken Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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i know now that i've been missing over years _________________
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Jason Tandro Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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chicken wrote: | i know now that i've been missing over years |
what? sex? jk jk. |
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chicken Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:04 am Post subject: |
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nah XD the store _________________
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tay120n64 Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: |
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that is awesome, what's it from? _________________
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Jason Tandro Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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um, it's like an email forward or something. my sister told me the joke. |
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