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 Freedan Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: What video games have taught me.... |
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Just for kicks, I thought I would start something up on lessons learned from video games. I'll add some more myself once some others do, but for now:
I've come to the realization that all video game characters are descended from some kind of feline ancestor. That's the only possible explanation for the cat-like fear of water they seem to have.
Grand Theft Auto, Zelda (pre-flippers), Castlevania... no one can tolerate a little H2O. Even Frogger - a frog - is killed instantly on contact. Either they're all made of cotton candy, or my ancestor-theory was right.
Feel free to add some more, and I'll put in some more later on. 
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| Manibrandr System Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Ohh videogame tropes!
There is a library of such stuff in the videogames section of this wiki.
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| Freedan Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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You killed my thread. 
That'll be a lot of good reading, though.
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| Manibrandr System Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:43 am Post subject: |
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 Oops.
...but yeah, those are a good week's worth of reading right there. Those articles rawked my boat. 
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| inferiare Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:44 am Post subject: |
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I'll revive your thread, dark knight!
Video games have taught me that if people die in an epic battle of awesome epic proportions, you can throw a feather on them and they'll live again!
...however, that doesn't apply if you get stabbitied or get food poisoning.
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| tay120n64 Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Video games have taught me that if you need a powerful sword to destroy a somewhat powerful enemy, don't pull out the sword, or he'll get stronger. Just visit your local fairy for some silver arrows.
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| Muerte Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:42 am Post subject: |
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I've learnt that if you're fighting a very feminine, but male, antagonist you will always end up triumphing if you're an emo, but you'll likely lose someone that was close to you.
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| Manibrandr System Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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I've learnt from Luigi's Mansion that your anus has an infinite storage capacity.
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| inferiare Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Valerie Valens wrote: | | I've learnt from Luigi's Mansion that your anus has an infinite storage capacity. |
Dude, same as Kimahri's ass on FFX. I'm replaying it, and I always lol at the fact that items seem to come from his thong.
...or Lulu's boobs.
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| Manibrandr System Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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Yay for improbable body crevices as storage spaces.
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| Axe Kazama Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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Video games have taught me irony
Running over a fat person with an ice cream truck
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| EverPhoenix Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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video games have taught me that if you have a big sword, you will inevitably save the world from some sort of great evil that is only awakened every few millenia.
I WANT A SWORD!
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| psychokind Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| video games have taught me, that heroes don't need education -.- |
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