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PostJason Tandro Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:29 pm   Post subject: [Free Punch-Up] Absolute Nonsense RP Punch-Up Reply with quote

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Okay, here are the rules. You have to attack and kill opponents in the most bizzarre, illogical off the wall fashion. A good example would be to drown someone in tobasco sauce or make them puke their guts out (I was reading from Axe Kazama's death wish list aimed at my person. Laughing

Being the starter of this thread, I will wrap myself in a protective marshmellow bubble that will not only explode if hit, but cause my body to go soaring out into space unprotected which will kill me in two turns from asphixiati.... whatever the hell that word is, unless I should happen to grab a hold of the Heart of Gold ship with the infinite improbability drive.

Your move.
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Postinferiare Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:34 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Then lets test this!

*Shoots the marshmallow bubble stuff around Jason with a stapler*

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PostAxe Kazama Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:27 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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*bear farts Jason 2 miles*

sorry...too much Tekken
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PostOcie Denver Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:59 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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*continues kick Freedan in nuts until his nuts explodes*
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PostManibrandr System Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:20 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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*Shots Aoiga with a bullet made of gaseous lube*
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Postblueisalive Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:26 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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<?php
$current_hp_joan = 100;
$current_hp_aoi = 100;
$current_hp_joan = $current_hp_joan - 99;
$currenr_hp_aoi = $current_hp_joan + 199;
?>

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PostJason Tandro Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:55 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jason runs back 2 miles still covered in sticky goo, and beat Aoiga over the head with a C++ manual screaming "The power of Bill compels you! The Power of Bill Compels you!"

In the meantime Axe has gone to get a crucifix and a star of David, which he uses as ninja stars to saw off my head.

I shout: "IT'S GONE! IT'S GONE!"

Then the damn marshmellow explodes.

Jason floats in orbitt... 1 turn til asphixiation.
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Postu8312n008 Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:15 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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damn this is old Meh/Worried wonder why such a great idea was abandoned, anyway... u8312n008 rides in on a cow... (if im doing anything wrong please tell me, heh)
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PostOcie Denver Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:28 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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*shove Axe into the contaminated septic tank and sealed it air-tightly*

Wahahahahahaha!
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