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Lenc
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Lenc Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Whats better than a living baby?
(a dead baby)
Whats better than a dead baby?
(a dead baby in a clownsuit)
Whats better than a dead baby in a clown suit?
(2 dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome)
Whats funier then 2 dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome?
(a truckload of dead babies in clown suits and down syndrome)
Whats even better than a truck load of dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome?
(a convoy of trucks with dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome that are drived by monkeys with hemoroids)
How do you use a baby for paint?
(trow it hard enough against a wall
What is a dead baby usefull for?
(footwear)
Whats considered a delicatie in a few countries?
(A dead baby with Ketchup and Mayonais) _________________ Gehaktbal, Frikandel, Bamihap
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chicken Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Lenc wrote: | What is a dead baby usefull for?
(footwear) |
that was fucking hilarious _________________
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EverPhoenix Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:31 am Post subject: |
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whats the best thing about twenty-one-year-olds?
theres 20 of them _________________
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Blade Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:37 am Post subject: |
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^ you forgot to add "having sex with" ... |
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chicken Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:43 am Post subject: |
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Blade wrote: | ^ you forgot to add "having sex with" ... |
ooooooh that reminds me
how do you do a titty-fuck with a baby?
break its breastbone
what do you do, after nailing a baldy?
lay her back into the pram
i feel so dirty _________________
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Blade Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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How can you have sex with a 2 years old?
Chicken scissor & vaseline |
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EverPhoenix Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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oho. and so the standard changes.
whats the worst thing about being a paedophile?
getting the blood out of the clown costume _________________
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chicken Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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EverPhoenix wrote: | oho. and so the standard changes.
whats the worst thing about being a paedophile?
getting the blood out of the clown costume |
gosh, that reminds me (again )...
we had this crazy idea when we were like 16 or 17: get a bus with darkened windows, circle around the local playground, play the "ice-man music" and stop the time until the police shows up
you know, we are the country with "dungeon dad", so you need this kind of humor to get over all this crap _________________
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