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Jason Tandro
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Jason Tandro Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:49 am Post subject: TerraEarth Cookbook |
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Anybody here cook? Here are a few of my broke-ass recipes for people who want quality meals but can barely afford shoes.
Jason Tandro's Classic: Ramen and Chili
Ingredients:
2 Bags of Ramen (14cents a bag in the States)
1 Can of Chili with no beans (like 89cents)
Directions:
1. Fill a pot 3/4 of the way to the top with water.
2. Set the pot on the stove and set it to High.
3. When the water is boiling add the noodle part of the ramen to the water.
4. While waiting for the ramen to cook, set a frying pan on the stove and put the chili in.
5. Set the stove on High.
6. When the chili is cooked enough and the ramen is soft enough, turn off the stove.
7. Drain the water from the pot and then mix in the seasoning package.
8. Serve the ramen on a plate and smother in chili.
Ghetto Grilled Cheese
Ingredients:
1. 2 Slices of Cheese (1 pack is like $1.50)
2. 2 Pieces of Bread (1 loaf is about $2.29)
Directions:
1. You need a toaster and microwave.
2. Toast the two slices of bread.
3. Put the two slices of cheese in between the bread (like a sandwich).
4. (Optional: Salt, Pepper and Italian Seasoning are great ways to improve the overall flavor of the sandwich. Place them on the cheese
before Step 5.)
5. Microwave sandwich for approx. 20 seconds. _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:34 am Post subject: |
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I love cooking. I'm best at italian food and baking. _________________ Whenever there's light, there are shadows.
People live on because they forget about unpleasant things. |
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psychokind
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psychokind Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:38 am Post subject: |
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I suck at cooking. I'm able to survive, but that's all. I managed to get girlfriends who loved to cook for me and I'm sure my girlfriend-sensors will sort out the ones who can't cook _________________
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Jason Tandro
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Jason Tandro Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:03 am Post subject: |
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Ah that reminds me of a horrible joke:
(said to a woman) What time is it? (when she says she doesn't know) That's because you're not standing in front of a stove!
But no, I learned to cook basically because I love to eat and I can't always afford TV dinners. _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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chicken Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:08 am Post subject: |
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oh my you should sell your ideas for a lot of money _________________
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EverPhoenix Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:47 am Post subject: |
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theres this noodle thing here (probably everywhere) called Mi Goreng. its really cheap, and is pure awesome. basically its fried noodles with a flavour sachet, fried onion, and 3 sauces.
prepare the noodles without anything else, in boiling water. after they soften, drain it so that theres no water left. then mix in everything. it will blow your mind the first time you have it _________________
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Dark_Gaia Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:01 am Post subject: |
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rofl everphoenix we eat migoreng lol, my gf is obssessed with it. but it makes me feel sick after cos its such bad food lol |
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arkisdabomb Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm I might have a few things to contribute to this thread once I figure out actual recipes. I could probably make a cookbook called "101 ways to make pasta sauce". |
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