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Product: Restasis
Description: An artificial teardrop to relieve dry eyes.
Side Effect: "Most common side effect is a temporary burning sensation."
That's exactly what I want. A TEMPORARY BURNING SENSATION IN MY EYES!!!
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| Fazermint Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| I've seen headache pills that can give you diarrhea o.0 I chose... NOT to take any. |
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| psychokind Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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swine flu vaccination
side effect: stiff right arm
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| Mantaray Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| I've heard certain pregnancy pills could give you heart attack, stroke, liver failure, you name it. Crazy ladies... |
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| Freedan Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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Olestra (a kind of synthetic fat or something) could cause anal leakage if ingested.
They used it in some brands of potato chips.
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:56 am Post subject: |
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Well, I remember one commercial that the "side effects" listing over that peaceful music was actually longer than the commercial itself. Pretty much, anyone that could cause blindness or death. Which is just about all of them. 
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| Mantaray Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:52 am Post subject: |
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| Freedan wrote: | Olestra (a kind of synthetic fat or something) could cause anal leakage if ingested.
They used it in some brands of potato chips. |
i bet that would explain some cases of diarrhea. dang, manufacturers, you'd just do anything to get us into that hospital you bargained with... |
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| Jason Tandro Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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I swear to God I heard of a "male enhancement" drug where one of the side effects was impotency. Just a question. Given what the drug is, if that's one of the side effects, how would you know it was the drugs fault?
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| psychokind Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| sora-mage wrote: | | I've heard certain pregnancy pills could give you heart attack, stroke, liver failure, you name it. Crazy ladies... |
what?  no, THANK GOD they do not.
edit: they even have the best side effect ever: BREAST ENHANCEMENT 
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| tay120n64 Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| psychokind wrote: | | sora-mage wrote: | | I've heard certain pregnancy pills could give you heart attack, stroke, liver failure, you name it. Crazy ladies... |
what? no, THANK GOD they do not.
edit: they even have the best side effect ever: BREAST ENHANCEMENT |
+1 
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| Neph Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:40 am Post subject: |
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I have a friend that was put onto anti-depressants a while ago,
her Dr told her that she might have side effects such as:
headachs, nausea, weight gain, constipation, fatigue and dizzyness, and more depression  |
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