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Freedan Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:03 pm Post subject: So, what will you do for your last day on Earth? |
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Chances are pretty good that you've heard something about the May 21 rapture predicted by one Harold Camping.
Apparently, Camping has studied the Bible and determined some kind of mathematical equation that places Judgement Day on May 21, 2011. Although, he predicted a "strong likelihood" that the world would end in 1994 as well, with a "slight chance he could be wrong".
But this time, the world is supposed to end this year, with 200 million people ("True Christians") saved, and the rest being annihilated when God destroys the universe five months later.
So, with the world set to end tomorrow night, how do you plan to spend your last day on Earth as we know it?
Me, maybe I'll buy some fireworks and set them off. Might as well go out by launching something shiny.
Couldn't the end of the world be scheduled for next Wednesday or something? Why did it have to be Saturday? That sucks, I have plans Sunday night. _________________
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Mantaray Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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[Edit] forget all of that. If I finish the next TE comic today that'll be a huuge accomplishment O_o |
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SoulBlazerFan
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Well, he said tomorrow is "Judgment Day." Or the Rapture. Who cares? It won't happen.
Btw- at 6PM EST its supposed to happen, so I'll be sleeping. Good luck ya'll, see you in greener pastures. _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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EverPhoenix Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 3:58 am Post subject: |
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oh hey, 4 hours to go.
time to grab my mithril sword and shield, and slay rats/slimes/bugs until i level up enough to defeat the minions of the apocalypse. _________________
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chicken Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 6:42 am Post subject: |
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funniest shit i ever heard lol
especially those after-rapture-looting stuff on fb _________________
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boxxleman Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Well I can tell you what I'm doing on the last day on Earth:
Posting in the TerraEarth forums. |
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Freedan Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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As I type this, I have about an hour and a half left before the Rapture. I've tried not to do anything too inappropriate today; maybe I can sneak in among the saved people. _________________
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Damn you, sir. I only gots 23 minutes. If you suddenly get the feeling of being lifted into the air- you know you're saved. If everything gets real shaky, well- that sucks. If nothing happens- haha. They were wrong. _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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boxxleman
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boxxleman Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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18 minutes to go. |
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Freedan Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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No, no, they can't be wrong. Harold Camping himself said there's "no way it won't happen" this time.
If he has a good feeling about this, how can we question it? _________________
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boxxleman Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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Freedan wrote: | No, no, they can't be wrong. Harold Camping himself said there's "no way it won't happen" this time.
If he has a good feeling about this, how can we question it? |
True. Oh well...Goodbye Earth. |
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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boxxleman wrote: | Freedan wrote: | No, no, they can't be wrong. Harold Camping himself said there's "no way it won't happen" this time.
If he has a good feeling about this, how can we question it? |
True. Oh well...Goodbye Earth. |
Don't you mean Goodbye... TerraEarth? _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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boxxleman Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm...you know, when I posted that, I thought the same thing.
Let me correct myself.
Goodbye...TerraEarth. |
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inferiare Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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Welp. False prophet that guy is. _________________
Presia firle anw faura,
van futare parge iem...
Melenas. |
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Freedan Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I'm half an hour in now, and I haven't felt any earthquakes yet.
Come on, God... pick up the pace.
If I go to bed and don't wake up dead tomorrow, I'm going to be pissed. _________________
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