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PostJason Tandro Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:35 pm   Post subject: QWOP- Or, Another Chance To Earn My Eternal Disdain Reply with quote

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QWOP

Play this game. Beat it. Printscreen your best score, or post a video if possible. And for crying out loud if anybody finds out a way to beat this game let me know.
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PostFreedan Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:55 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Woo, 5.8 meters. It was 6.4, but I tipped over backwards.

Also, I got -1.8. I'm impressed with myself.

I'll keep trying. Cool Guy
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PostEverPhoenix Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:18 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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oh balls. flipped over at 65.4m

it's very beatable, just takes a lot of patience. (as in, crawl along in a really painful-looking position going about 0.1m per second)
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PostFreedan Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:28 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was kind of shimmying along on my kneecaps for about 9 meters, but slowly tipped over on to my face.

I'm sure there's some kind of rhythm to this, but balls if I can figure it out. Meh/Worried
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Postinferiare Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:47 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh god, this game. If you can get a good rhythm going, you get the most awesome music ever.

I've never beaten it, but my roommate (who is lazy in posting but has signed up, so for good measure we'll just start calling him by name. Maybe he'll be like Beetlejuice and come out?) Polybob? Totally has. Halfway through you have to clear hurdles and damned if myself and a friend weren't laughing hysterically at him while he did this.

However, this is the best thing to come out of qwop ever and it makes me laugh even harder.
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PostJason Tandro Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:32 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Isn't the awesome music just Chariots of Fire?
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Postinferiare Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:06 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jason Tandro wrote:
Isn't the awesome music just Chariots of Fire?


Yes but it makes the experience amazing.
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PostJason Tandro Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:33 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Isn't the awesome music just Chariots of Fire?


Yes but it makes the experience amazing.


I'd so love to hear it, if the game wasn't so stingy about what constitutes proper running form. Besides watching me scootch along on my crotch like some deranged halfbreed of Michael Jackson and Pete Townsend being set to Chariots of Fire would be 1000 times more epic than any masterful run sequence.
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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:00 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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45.9 meters. I got a phone call and it it threw off my entire rhymth. Pretty much, if you get his right knee down and the left foot forward straight, you can hit Q once and W to balance him out, and shimmy all the way until the end. So, possible, but entirely up to patience.
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Postpolybob Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:38 am   Post subject: QWOP... Really hard, but beatable Reply with quote

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Photo of a QWOP finish @ facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1734990825646.2080411.1564847871&l=0c311cd3c3

Yeah beating this game actually took forever and to do, but after watching a few YouTube videos and fiddling around with the controls I used a knee-balance, propel-by-kicking strategy that worked really well for me until I hit 50 meters when a hurdle appeared, I knocked it over and figured I'd push it with me when by some miracle it started melding with QWOP until it left his body like a turd. To finish with more knee-kicking. I've tried a few times to finish this by jump-running (I saw it on YouTube) but I just can't do it.
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Postinferiare Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:13 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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oh my god i didn't have to use the beetlejuice method! Very Happy

Yes, this would be true. I watched him do it. And laughed when the hurdle appeared.
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Postpolybob Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:21 am   Post subject: For true hatred Reply with quote

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If you want a true game to frustrate you. I recommend QWOP... for the Iphone, you basically rotate your fingers on two control sticks and usually you end up simply jogging in air. It gets worse though, in order to access all the games of QWOP (Yes there's more than one) You have to prove you can go farther than 10m. I can finish the basic run, but forget the rest of the events.
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PostBlade Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:24 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is there anything else about this game, appart from beeing a pain to to "play"? Razz
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Postinferiare Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:41 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chariots of Fire being played. That's it.
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