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SoulBlazerFan
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:23 pm Post subject: When A-Holes Lose Their Mind... |
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I don't even...
I actually know this kid, I'm sad to say. He recently, figuratively and literally, lost his shit, both his mind as well as his "career" in pro wrestling... so he decided to become a wrapper. Fresh out of the studio is this example of audio diarrhea that has to be heard to be believed. _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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Miss Prime Blue
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Lol!
... is this even real? I couldn't make it past 20 seconds. _________________ Whenever there's light, there are shadows.
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SoulBlazerFan
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, I can assure you this is real.
He was a pro wrestler, but quit when the bosses gave him shit. What for, you ask? They told him to stop showing up late to shows, and he went all diva and up and quit. He calls himself "Dirk Dirty," but his real name is Joey Janela. He's on my FB page if you're really interested. There's another video- but one audio diarrhea for the day I thought would be enough. _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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Miss Prime Blue
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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... I ... don't even know what he's trying to rap about.
WHAT is "slizzzzzzz!!"
... and what in the hell is that animal in the video
also, ROFL ... Dirk Dirty _________________ Whenever there's light, there are shadows.
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SoulBlazerFan
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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Miss Prime Blue wrote: | ... I ... don't even know what he's trying to rap about.
WHAT is "slizzzzzzz!!"
... and what in the hell is that animal in the video
also, ROFL ... Dirk Dirty |
It's supposed to be a turkey. It comes from what is considered to be the second worst film ever made, just behind Troll 2: Thankskilling. That is the killer- a foul-mouthed rubber turkey.
Look up "Jumpin" Joey Janela on youtube, and you can watch his wrestling. Trust me on this; he's just as bad a wrestler as he is a rapper. _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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tay120n64
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tay120n64 Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Some people, I swear... _________________
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psychokind
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psychokind Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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common, it's not that bad
"like a motherfucking pilgrim" _________________
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Miss Prime Blue
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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psychokind wrote: | common, it's not that bad
"like a motherfucking pilgrim" |
... you mean there is discernible English in there? I didn't get that far ... _________________ Whenever there's light, there are shadows.
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Mantaray Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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he's got odd taste. |
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