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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:23 pm   Post subject: When A-Holes Lose Their Mind... Reply with quote

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I don't even...

I actually know this kid, I'm sad to say. He recently, figuratively and literally, lost his shit, both his mind as well as his "career" in pro wrestling... so he decided to become a wrapper. Fresh out of the studio is this example of audio diarrhea that has to be heard to be believed.
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PostMiss Prime Blue Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:06 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lol!

... is this even real? I couldn't make it past 20 seconds.
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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:14 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yes, I can assure you this is real.

He was a pro wrestler, but quit when the bosses gave him shit. What for, you ask? They told him to stop showing up late to shows, and he went all diva and up and quit. He calls himself "Dirk Dirty," but his real name is Joey Janela. He's on my FB page if you're really interested. There's another video- but one audio diarrhea for the day I thought would be enough.
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PostMiss Prime Blue Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:16 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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... I ... don't even know what he's trying to rap about.

WHAT is "slizzzzzzz!!"

... and what in the hell is that animal in the video

also, ROFL ... Dirk Dirty
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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:20 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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... I ... don't even know what he's trying to rap about.

WHAT is "slizzzzzzz!!"

... and what in the hell is that animal in the video

also, ROFL ... Dirk Dirty


It's supposed to be a turkey. It comes from what is considered to be the second worst film ever made, just behind Troll 2: Thankskilling. That is the killer- a foul-mouthed rubber turkey.

Look up "Jumpin" Joey Janela on youtube, and you can watch his wrestling. Trust me on this; he's just as bad a wrestler as he is a rapper.
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Posttay120n64 Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:10 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Postpsychokind Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:36 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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common, it's not that bad Very Happy

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PostMiss Prime Blue Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:37 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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psychokind wrote:
common, it's not that bad Very Happy

"like a motherfucking pilgrim"


... you mean there is discernible English in there? I didn't get that far ...
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PostMantaray Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:22 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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he's got odd taste.
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