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Jason Tandro · Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:31 am

Watching TV at late night is dangerous for your mind. Saw a commercial for a Trojan brand vibrator. The setup was a bridal shower and the bride's friends each got her one. At the end she says to her fiance "you know that vibrator we wanted? We got three!" To which he responds: "Awesome!"

At that line I literally shouted at the TV: "Why are you so excited?!"

If you're that excited over your fiance getting three surrogate yous, you are either:

1. gay
2. impotent
3. tired of having sex, and therefore gay.

Seriously, wtf?
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Fazermint · Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:01 am

I guess it could be that they'd use it with foreplay, making the man's job way easier. I mean, who wants to spend 30 minutes of warming up?
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EverPhoenix · Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:26 am

thats some strange advertising.

although, i can see several possible scenarios, none of which really do the guy many favours.
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Fazermint · Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:52 am

EverPhoenix wrote:

thats some strange advertising.

although, i can see several possible scenarios, none of which really do the guy many favours.

Trololol.
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EverPhoenix · Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:12 am

Fazermint wrote:

EverPhoenix wrote:

thats some strange advertising.

although, i can see several possible scenarios, none of which really do the guy many favours.

Trololol.

fixed.
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psychokind · Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:38 pm

I think those are a gift from god! without them the girls would be much more ruthless and relentless in a relationship in terms of their sexual needs. you ever had a girlfriend that went on holidays several weeks and didn't have opportunities to... you know? Knocked out

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chicken · Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:46 pm

well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy

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Jason Tandro · Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:54 pm

chicken wrote:

well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy

Yeah, Chicken just won the thread guys. Laughing

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psychokind · Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:30 pm

chicken wrote:

well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy

if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^
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Fazermint · Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:08 pm

psychokind wrote:

chicken wrote:

well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy

if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^

One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz

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psychokind · Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:30 pm

Fazermint wrote:

psychokind wrote:

chicken wrote:

well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy

if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^

One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz

I was not talking about cars Very Happy

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Fazermint · Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:18 pm

psychokind wrote:

Fazermint wrote:

psychokind wrote:

chicken wrote:

well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy

if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^

One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz

I was not talking about cars Very Happy

Aha...
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Blade · Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:57 pm

Fazermint wrote:

psychokind wrote:

Fazermint wrote:

psychokind wrote:

chicken wrote:

well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy

if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^

One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz

I was not talking about cars Very Happy

Aha...

gotta go "srsly" again with you, psycho (and faze, this time, for stepping right into it ^^) Laughing

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Mantaray · Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:08 pm

two for the woman, and one for the guy...
Naughty

unless, somehow.. but that would hurt like heck.

Jason Tandro · Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:04 am

sora-mage wrote:

two for the woman, and one for the guy...
Naughty

unless, somehow.. but that would hurt like heck.

My, such an active imagination... Surprised

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