Hi, I got something on my PC and it prefer not go away.

[kiatrees]

Hi, I got something on my PC and it wish not go away.
hither every some I use my Windows Explorer there is a facts that pops up and says that there is a perilous wrongdoing and I for to download an antivirus from relieved of-viruscan.com . My computer continue wishes as not let me eneter the bellhop saying that it is Web spurious and I wish be in commination if I prerequisite jot down the site.
Kaspersky does not macula any virus or bug on my machine. delighted egg on me how do I get rid of it.
let someone in on one's return you!

[psychokind]

Hey dude! Cool thing you actually jumped over this site. Since we're speciallized in Anti-Virus-Things I'm sure somebody of the internal Source & Coding area will come out to help you! Just wait a few decades.

[Blade]

Hi, internal Source & Coding here, you called?

I see you have a problem with a Virus...I suggest Chicken soup, tea and Wick Medinight.

[EverPhoenix]

correct me if im wrong, but did you say you DONT want to get rid of it? dont need to do anything, then. just sit back and enjoy the show.

and also nice to see the egg someone hit you with is delighted.

[AlphaMan]

kiatrees wrote:

My computer continue wishes as not let me eneter the bellhop saying that it is Web spurious and I wish be in commination if I prerequisite jot down the site.

I WISH BE IN COMMINATION IF I PREREQUISITE JOT DOWN THE SITE.

I don't understand, but this is hilarious imo.

[chicken]

Blade wrote:

Hi, internal Source & Coding here, you called? I see you have a problem with a Virus...I suggest Chicken soup, tea and Wick Medinight.

you suggest WHAT? O_O

[Blade]

Soup. Made of YOU!! AAAAHAHAHA

[psychokind]

That would mean chicken soup = human soup. They say human flesh tastes similar to horse...

CHICKEN SOUP TASTES LIKE HORSE?!

[AlphaMan]

Did you know that if you hold your breath upside down for 50 minutes consecutively, and eat chicken soup, you can cure any disease?

That is what I heard.

Although I haven't been able to pull it off... How can someone eat, hold their breath, and be upside down... And for 50 minutes straight?

I don't recommend attempting it.

[EverPhoenix]

AlphaMan wrote:

Did you know that if you hold your breath upside down for 50 minutes consecutively, and eat chicken soup, you can cure any disease? That is what I heard. Although I haven't been able to pull it off... How can someone eat, hold their breath, and be upside down... And for 50 minutes straight? I don't recommend attempting it.

IT WORKS IT WORKS IT WORKS!!1!!

[gavdaman88]

Wow... did anyone find that delighted egg reference so epic.

Quote:

delighted egg on me how do I get rid of it

why would you want to get rid of it!

[chicken]

psychokind wrote:

That would mean chicken soup = human soup. They say human flesh tastes similar to horse... CHICKEN SOUP TASTES LIKE HORSE?!

yes.

[Ocie Denver]

First option:
Purchase and download the real firewall, anti-spyware, anti-virus and Firefox programs from official websites.

Second option (real cheap and quickest way):
1. buy shotgun and an ammo. Yes, just an ammo.
2. load it.
3. point the spot on computer where hard drive located in.
4. count down by 10.
5. when it count to 1, quickly point it to your mouth. This will put end to your annoying problems at once.

[SoulBlazerFan]

Only one way to solve this problem...


::Prepares rectal enema::

[Hammerit]

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