[Free Punch-Up] Back To The Basics

[Hammerit]

*sits down near the table and drinks his morning coffee ... then stands up after a short sip* .... NO SUGAR? ... RAWR ... *Hammerit draws his 2h Warhammer for Great Justice and begins demolishing the arena out of rage*

[Azure Phoenix]

"HEY! the sugar is in the bag on the bloody table! are you blind???"

*points at bag of sugar on the table that hammerit was sitting at moments ago, at that exact moment the coolade guy comes in and steals the sugar*

"...okay, did anyone see something really wierd just now?"

[Hammerit]

*Hammerit hears Arashi and stops the demolition derby after the first tribune has collapsed, then he sees the coolade guy stealing the sugar from the table* ... RAWR! ... *now Hammerit takes two of his Throwing Hammers from his belt and throws both of them with a mighty swing towards the coolade guy. Slicing through the air the hammers leave the dude no chance to evade nor doge the sudden attack and hit him critically with a full- force blow crushing his exterior. Walking towards the remains of the coolade guy and retrieving the sugar Hammerit says* goddamn what a mess! *with the sugar in his hands he walks back to the table and continues with his morning coffees*.

[Azure Phoenix]

*stares at the remains of the coolade guy*

"damn, if only i had a straw..."

[EverPhoenix]

only just notices that the creatures mentioned by valerie are almost upon me.

wait, which rp character is this? oh hell, ill just use a spin attack

[tay120n64]

*Regains consciousness after slipping on banana peel, only to find that strange bony creatures are poking at him with their weapons*

"Is he already dead?"

"Pssshh, I don't know."

"This is lame. I mean if he's not even gonna put up a fight, then..."

*Activates Earth Element, summoning a pillar of rock from the ground. The skeletal creatures are launched into the air. Tay stands up, dusts self off, draws sword, and leaps into the air. Activates Air element, spinning the skeletal creatures in a line towards him. Dualcasts with Water Element, condensing moisture in the air and freezing it, creating a path, then slashes through the incapacitated skeletal creatures one by one. Dissipates Elements and lands on the ground unharmed. Goes and sits next to hammerit*

"Might I join you?"

[Azure Phoenix]

*putting his sword close to tay's throat Arashi answers tay's question*

"no you may not, the fun isn't over yet"

[tay120n64]

*eats Arashi's sword*

[Azure Phoenix]

tay, this is now unavoidable (you did this, not me)

*due to the heat emminatting from the sword tay quickly dehydrates leaving him pretty much dead until revived later, in order for him to be revived however we first need a surgeon to get the sword out*

[tay120n64]

"...I'm thirsty."

[Hammerit]

*casts Tractor on the Sword to pull it out and then Raise II to revive tay* YEAH Skillup W00T ...

[Azure Phoenix]

*grabs sword*

"i think i'll just let you recover from that"

*summons 40 ogres*

"time for some fun"

*starts the massecre*

[EverPhoenix]

sworn enemies.. you shall be defeated!

SKY DRAGON SLASH!

*throws sword high into the air*
*jumps and catches it*
*throws it into the ground*
an epic-looking green energy field appears around the sword, killing all te ogres.

"thats no fun"

[Azure Phoenix]

*looks at the mess*

"for god's sake everphoenix!"

*picks up an ogre brain and throws it at everphoenix*

"don't be a spoilsport!!!"

[EverPhoenix]

*swings at the brain*
aw crap the mess is on my sword
*flings it back at arashi*