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 Jason Tandro Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:00 pm Post subject: Comic's Corner |
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Okay people, here it is. A Terra-Earth joke contest. Whip out your funniest jokes and tell them here. One at a time, please!
I'll start with a personal favorite:
A man comes home to see his wife sitting in her chair in a very sexy nightie, holding a length of rope and some scarves.
"Tie me up," she purrs. "And you can do whatever you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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| Blade Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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I know alot of jokes, but I can't remember one single of them...
The only joke that comes to my mind is a quite bad one, pure black humor... |
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| chicken Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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this one just came into my mind:
a doctor goes into a grocery and says "i want to bake a cake" and the shopkeeper says "i got some cream for that"
gosh that was so terrible XDD
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| Freedan Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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A blonde joke I heard a while ago:
A blonde lady and her boyfriend were watching the news on TV. There was a story about two Brazilian skydivers who were killed after being caught in the engine of a passing plane.
After hearing the story, the blonde started to cry. "It's so terrible!", she screamed, crying louder. "All those people dying in such a horrible way!"
She turned to her boyfriend and asked "how many is a Bra-zillion, anyway?"
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| Jason Tandro Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:25 am Post subject: |
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| chicken wrote: | this one just came into my mind:
a doctor goes into a grocery and says "i want to bake a cake" and the shopkeeper says "i got some cream for that"
gosh that was so terrible XDD |
you botched the joke! It's a proctologist, not just any old doctor!
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| chicken Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:49 am Post subject: |
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| Jason Tandro wrote: | | chicken wrote: | this one just came into my mind:
a doctor goes into a grocery and says "i want to bake a cake" and the shopkeeper says "i got some cream for that"
gosh that was so terrible XDD |
you botched the joke! It's a proctologist, not just any old doctor! |
that joke actually exists? Oo i thought i was just creating it lol
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| inferiare Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:36 am Post subject: |
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Ok ok I got one. Got this from my coworker in a text message of all things. Highlight to see the answer, since I made it a bit harder to see.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
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| Manibrandr System Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:33 am Post subject: |
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LOL 
Chris Walken is the man!
Here is one :
Q : What do you get when you cross a black with a mexican?
A : Someone who is too lazy to steal.
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| Freedan Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Why are there no Mexicans on Star Trek?
- Because even in the future, they won't be working.
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| chicken Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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well now i got one as well:
Q: what do you get, when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
A: my ass
(got that one from kung pow ^^)
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| EverPhoenix Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:59 am Post subject: |
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heres something i found somewhat amusing from a sitcom. horribly paraphrased, but the punchline remains the same
doctor: im gonna prescribe you some pills, and you should be fine
patient: but i cant swallow pills
doctor: thats ok, the pills are suppository
patient: oh... what do i do with those?
doctor: remember what i told you to do with that magazine subscription you tried to sell me?
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| Azure Phoenix Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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| chicken wrote: | | (got that one from kung pow ^^) |
That movie owns |
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| Jason Tandro Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:14 am Post subject: |
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Men are like toilets. They are either dirty, unavailable, out-of-order or full of shit.
Women are disoriented. They don't know their place.
Gotta love sexist jokes!
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