What is the greatest honor you can get?

[eFlare]

In my head God is exactly as Morgan Freeman makes him in Bruce Almighty. No offence to people who thing otherwise, but he just looks terribly cool and well.. God-like

Of course the idea like Joan of Arcadia that God as a person doesn't have a real physical shape but just takes a human form..any human form when God feels the need to. (look how I carefully avoided using a gender in my explanation)

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rainichan wrote:

God is genderless. People call him "Father" because he's a fatherly figure to his children (and isn't it sperm that creates life?).

Exactly. You can view God as a man or a woman but you should accept he doesn't have sexual organs - and thus - is neither.

[Axe Kazama]

but in this small translated Bible I got off a religious bum
Jesus keeps refering himself to "son of (the) man"

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Axe Kazama wrote:

but in this small translated Bible I got off a religious bum Jesus keeps refering himself to "son of (the) man"

What denomination was this bum, exactly?

[TerraHero]

i have to agree with Ed

i think Morgan Freeman makes for quite an interresting symbol of god.

But its impossible to know for real...seeing as the bible is either the most acurately written tekst of the ancient world or the biggest fictional succes ever.

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TerraHero wrote:

But its impossible to know for real...seeing as the bible is either the most acurately written tekst of the ancient world or the biggest fictional succes ever.

Most of Rome's history was written by one person...

I just don't see all that much documentation recorded [at the time] against the Bible.

This is not saying I believe it is infallable, just accurate.

[Axe Kazama]

who do you think looks cool as the devil?
The old fella in Constantine, I reckon looked pretty cool

[SoulBlazerFan]

Wait until Ellen Degeneres plays God in the rehash of the old Oh, God! films...

I think the greatest honor would be to, erm... I dunno. I really don't think I'd want any such great honor... although that guy on the news had a sandwich named after him... I don't know his name though... oh, yeah... Al Rouker. I think it's the Pork Rouker with cheese.

Oh... wait, I know what great honor I'd like! ^^;

To be named honorary WWE world champion. (Amongst the likes of Mr. Swhetzeinheimer, and a few select others...)


SBiF

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SoulBlazerFan wrote:

Wait until Ellen Degeneres plays God in the rehash of the old Oh, God! films...

Lol, I love the first one. I think that would be awesome if she did.

John Denver couldn't be in the new versions though.

[Freedan]

SoulBlazerFan wrote:

I think it's the Pork Rouker with cheese.

....

I'd rather not.

[Jason Tandro]

And maybe God is made of cheese. All I know is it's a bad idea to tic him off.

This coming from the resident Mormon.....

[inferiare]

He smites you.

With a hammer.

A MAGIC hammer.

Like the one in Super Smash Brothers.

[Jason Tandro]

Ow.

I have been smitten.

Ow. It hurts.

Now I'm dead.

I'm in Hell.

They keep on playing "Sweatin' To The Oldies" and the food is thanks to Halliburton's "No-Bid" Food Deal.

Little sausages on sticks. Or at least they LOOK like little sausages on sticks.

[Axe Kazama]

hey, Sausage on sticks! my favourite
*yum*

[Axe Kazama]

yum! my favourite!
*chews*