Farewell to The Sacred Stalker

[tay120n64]

Because "tay120n64" doesn't really work that well for online multiplayer, I've been using the name "Sacred Stalker" to identify myself. Now, I always thought this name was badass, but apparently the word "stalker" gets taken into negative context too much, so henceforth, I will be known as "Koholint Knight".

100,000 points if you know what that is. And maybe a Gem or two to the first people to guess correctly...

[EverPhoenix]

tay120n64 wrote:

Because "tay120n64" doesn't really work that well for online multiplayer, I've been using the name "Sacred Stalker" to identify myself. Now, I always thought this name was badass, but apparently the word "stalker" gets taken into negative context too much, so henceforth, I will be known as "Koholint Knight". 100,000 points if you know what that is. And maybe a Gem or two to the first people to guess correctly...

isnt koholint the island from link's awakening? or something along those lines, i know i stumbled upon that recently

[Muerte]

I would say that makes you Link. w00t google into wiki etc.

[tay120n64]

Muerte wrote:

I would say that makes you Link. w00t google into wiki etc.

Using Google is cheating, but what the hell, you guys get 10 gems each. Horray For Science!

[Muerte]

Cheating is the cheater's way of winning.

[Azure Phoenix]

Muerte wrote:

Cheating is the cheater's way of winning.

the best point that can be made, except that of an incredibly sharp spike

[Blade]

Whats wrong with Stalker? I played Stalker, it was quite fun! Some don't agree, but thats taste. [/sarcasm]

[tay120n64]

Well, some people have very bland taste-buds, so that would be a rather difficult thing to accomplish. It's like having before you a massive cake filled with all manner of exotic fruit, only to find that your fork is nothing more than just that. By which I mean to say that there isn't a fork at all. And oh, how you longed to eat that cake. But without the proper tools how could you? Anguished and tormented, you begin taking it out on those around you, blaming them; abolishing your own standards of decency, until suddenly, you forgot what it was that made you angry to begin with. The furious and unstoppable rage has reached its peak and, searching for anything to pin your anger to, you stumble upon a humble gamer who just happens to be using a somewhat creative name to identify himself with. Though typically you would not be offended, somehow even the slightest bit of offensive language is enough to send you over the deep end beyond any shred of decency or thought for future remorse! All of your frustration is taken out upon this poor soul, but that is not enough! No! His belongings must be destroyed as well! Why, were it not for those infernal machines, this inappropriate display of offensive language would not have been committed! Smashing! Thrashing! Crashing! Destroying every last piece of what was once a multi-hundred dollar piece of hardware! And as you do, each piece slowly begins to mold into a cognizant memory of past despairs. And anger more deep-seated than prior flows through your veins. Consuming! Enraging! Surrounding! Engulfing! Swallowing you whole until nothing is left! You begin to laugh. Surely by this point you've lost it. It's just a game after all right? Yes. It's all just a game. No harm can come of it. Just a game... just a game... just a game...


Sorry, I think I got a bit off track. What were we talking about?

[EverPhoenix]

i quite like the name 'sacred stalker'.

also, i didnt cheat ^^

and third, being called sacred stalker is awesome when you sneak up on someone and kill them from behind (depends on the game though - what did you play online?

[Jason Tandro]

Dude tay, I knew that but didn't have a chance to respond. Don't need a gem prize though, i already have a lot.

Sacred Stalker is a nice name but yeah, it makes you sound like a religious nutjob who hunts potential converts down. Like the jehovah's witnesses or us Mormons.

[tay120n64]

EverPhoenix wrote:

what did you play online?

Mostly just Halo. I liked to sneak up on people. Plus my character was white. Essentially, the idea was that I'm so badass, I'll play with an easily spotted character and still kick your ass.

[Jason Tandro]

tay120n64 wrote:

EverPhoenix wrote: what did you play online? Mostly just Halo. I liked to sneak up on people. Plus my character was white. Essentially, the idea was that I'm so badass, I'll play with an easily spotted character and still kick your ass.

Unless, of course, you're playing on Snowbound or Avalanche.

[tay120n64]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Unless, of course, you're playing on Snowbound or Avalanche.

I lost a few friends that way, actually.