The Pizza Chase

[Ocie Denver]

*Deathpit ordered a ninja raid on Zuruh and brought back the pizza*

Now I have the mighty pizza!

*Deathpit beamed up to his starship and warped away, deeper into unexplored space with fleet, filled with brutal forces.*

[tay120n64]

*As Deathpit makes his way through his ship, Tay drops from the ceiling in full ninja garb and grabs the pizza.*

*Suddenly, the room fills with smoke and Tay dashes off to another end of the ship*

[Ocie Denver]

*Deathpit's flagship detected Tay's present and activated force field around him*
Beep. Invader had been contained. Sent in the security squad.

*elite security squad roll in and surrounded the poor invader*

Deathpit: Beat him up to death, squad. He clearly have no honor to wear a ninja outfit.

*Deathpit took the pizza and on way to bridge as security squad beat up Tay to death*

[EverPhoenix]

*takes off deathpit disguise, holding pizza*

*activates teleporter*

the pizza (and its holder) is now in a fairytale kingdom ruled by angry turtles. strangely, no princesses to be seen.

[Nurdof]

EverPhoenix wrote:

*takes off deathpit disguise, holding pizza* *activates teleporter* the pizza (and its holder) is now in a fairytale kingdom ruled by angry turtles. strangely, no princesses to be seen.

[Zuruh is waiting there, hanging out with the turtles].

No one knows Mushroom Kingdom better than me!

[Knocks EverPhoenix into the lava. Holding the pizza in one hand, Zuruh runs off to Wendy Koopa's airship].

[inferiare]

*Except that Raini has taken over the airship in mutiny! So once Zuruh is on the ship, she grabs the pizza and kicks him out*

Mine.

[EverPhoenix]

*crawls out of the lava, jumps onto the anchor and boards the ship*

after a few minutes of jumping over crates and various forms of artillery, everphoenix arrives at the pipe leading to the last room.

the pizza is lying there, unattended.

*yoink*

*jumps off the ship, lands in a giant castle, and waves the pizza at the transformed king*

...nothing happens.

'shit'.

*runs off to another world*

[tay120n64]

*As Everphoenix enters the new area, he is greeted by a battle-worn Tay*

*Everphoenix's eyes catch Tay's angry expression, then dart to the item in Tay's hand: a Blue Mushroom*

"Whatcha got there?"

*Tay tosses the Mushroom at Everpheonix, who immediately collapses onto the ground, seemingly unconscious. Tay then grabs the pizza, hops on a kart and drives off to Mario Raceway*

*For good measure, he heals himself with a Red Potion*

[Nurdof]

[Crashes Tay into a side of the racing track, leaving his car crashed].

Whoa, Tay. You better heal.



[Takes the pizza from Tay's car, cleaning the pizza, and getting rid of all the grease on it].

[tay120n64]

*Heals*

*Throws a tire at Zuruh, grabs pizza, and runs*

[EverPhoenix]

ahh, vgcats.

*does an awesome powerslide*

*hits tay, sending the pizza flying into the air*

*catches the pizza*

*boosts off powerslide, reaches 88 miles per hour*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wow, mega pixelated graphics

apparently im in one of bowser's long-abandoned tunnels, while mario is far above me, off rescuing daisy.

[Nurdof]

[At the end of the tunnel, EverPhoenix sees that Zuruh has King K. Rool's crown].

I throw my crown at you!!! ...Or his at least.

[The crown knocks out EverPhoenix, while Zuruh grabs the pizza and makes a run for it].

[EverPhoenix]

another post lost forever in the void created by the great TE server move of 2009.

it was something like this:

*wonders how king k rool got into bowser's first castle*

oh well...

*jumps over crown and onto zuruh's head*

a giant banana lands on zuruh, leaving the pizza free to be taken

*grabs pizza*

*rides off on rambi into the sunset*

[Blade]

*is satisfied cuz he just ate a RL Pizza, and watches everyone chasing this probably already cold slice of Pizza*

[EverPhoenix]

Blade wrote:

*is satisfied cuz he just ate a RL Pizza, and watches everyone chasing this probably already cold slice of Pizza*

this pizza is eternally fresh after being cooked in the infernos of the third world