Penises are better the Vaginas.

[Jason Tandro]

Heh. Women controls the "fun holes", they controls the universe.

But no that's the thing. Women are so perfectly designed as sexual partners for men who are (by their very nature) ADD. Three (ahem) "fun holes" if you will and two breasts. If a man paces himself he can have fun for the whole day.

(Just thought I'd remove any last lingering threats of a serious discussion in this thread).

[chicken]

i think peeing is more fun when you can control the way of you pee
women: straight down (depending on surface and pressure, it may come up again a little bit ^^)
men: randomly. try putting your hands behind your head and shaking you butt (only advisable when outside or somewhere, NOBODY cares for cleanliness)

[tay120n64]

That's epic.

[psychokind]

an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together

[Freedan]

rainichan wrote:

or the good old-fashioned lotion+hand combo.

Tried and true method.

.......

That reminds me, I have to... um, go... and... attend to a matter of pressing importance.

[inferiare]

psychokind wrote:

an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together

Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez.

[Jason Tandro]

chicken wrote:

i think peeing is more fun when you can control the way of you pee women: straight down (depending on surface and pressure, it may come up again a little bit ^^)

Well I assumed that was why women are so flexible. So they can make up for not being able to arc their shots.

[Blade]

I'm so glad I'm a man, I wouldn't want to put up with all this crap.

Plus, if a man forgets to shave, she might complain that you scrath, but if she isn't shaved EVERYWHERE, its just disgusting/dangerous.

yeah, awesome debate

[inferiare]

Blade wrote:

Plus, if a man forgets to shave, she might complain that you scrath, but if she isn't shaved EVERYWHERE, its just disgusting/dangerous.

Now see, I'd be mean about that one. "You don't wanna shave and you scratch me with your beard or whatnot? Revenge, baby. I'm not shaving ANYWHERE until you shave it off."

[Blade]

AAAH!!

*runs off*

[inferiare]

Blade wrote:

AAAH!! *runs off*

HEY, it would be revenge. You scratch me I scratch you. It's fair.

[psychokind]

rainichan wrote:

psychokind wrote: an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez.

haha sorry raini, you got me wrong

with best friend I meant our penis

[inferiare]

psychokind wrote:

rainichan wrote: psychokind wrote: an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. haha sorry raini, you got me wrong with best friend I meant our penis

Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating.

[psychokind]

rainichan wrote:

Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating.

irritating. I'd say they are distracting if they're heavy but boobs are making us even in terms of uninfluenceable important body parts, I guess.

[Jason Tandro]

rainichan wrote:

psychokind wrote: rainichan wrote: psychokind wrote: an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. haha sorry raini, you got me wrong with best friend I meant our penis Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating.

Hey I'm heavy AND irritating and I'm one of your good friends!