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inferiare
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inferiare Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:47 am Post subject: |
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Jason Tandro wrote: | rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together |
Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. |
haha sorry raini, you got me wrong
with best friend I meant our penis |
Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating. |
Hey I'm heavy AND irritating and I'm one of your good friends! |
However, you're not attached to my chest like rocks would be 24/7. _________________
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Flamez Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:29 am Post subject: |
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rainichan wrote: | Jason Tandro wrote: | rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | rainichan wrote: | psychokind wrote: | an additional advantage: men are never alone. we always got our best friend with us, even if we have to go through hell together |
Hey, girls are bitches, but not ALL of us are. One of my best friends is a guy and we've been through hell together too. I'm not a petty female who, the moment you cross me with something stupid (omg you stole my nailpolish!!!!) I'll drop you like a hot potato. Jeez. |
haha sorry raini, you got me wrong
with best friend I meant our penis |
Oh. Well. Right then. I guess my best friends can be my boobs, but hell with that, they're heavy and irritating. |
Hey I'm heavy AND irritating and I'm one of your good friends! |
However, you're not attached to my chest like rocks would be 24/7. |
But he might want to be! _________________
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Vaginas create the penises.
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Freedan Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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Only with input from the penises. Penises...? Penii? Whatever the plural is. Vaggies wouldn't make anything on their own.
Besides, cloning will soon render both obsolete when we can custom-make people with no human contact required. _________________
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote: | Only with input from the penises. Penises...? Penii? Whatever the plural is. Vaggies wouldn't make anything on their own.
Besides, cloning will soon render both obsolete when we can custom-make people with no human contact required. |
Oh not true, artificial insemination FTW. I mean, all we need is the sperm from the penis, and then we don't need anymore Penii!
.. unless we run out of sperm ... _________________ Whenever there's light, there are shadows.
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Mig-21 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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I also think penises have the advantage in terms of hygiene; its easier to keep a penis clean than a vag with the blood and funky smells and stuff. Additionally, it is cheaper to care for a penis because you don't have to buy pads for it and stuff; another advantage during these tough economic times! |
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Freedan Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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tenchisouzou wrote: | Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote: | Only with input from the penises. Penises...? Penii? Whatever the plural is. Vaggies wouldn't make anything on their own.
Besides, cloning will soon render both obsolete when we can custom-make people with no human contact required. |
Oh not true, artificial insemination FTW. I mean, all we need is the sperm from the penis, and then we don't need anymore Penii!
.. unless we run out of sperm ... |
But that still includes my point that vaggies are useless without input from the penii. Even if it's just the seed, it still needs to come (heh...) from the cock. _________________
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Yet One More Idiot Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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But soon, both sperm and ova could become obsolete. After all, both are just a regular cell with half the respective person's DNA removed, aren't they? So technically, couldn't scientists just remove half the DNA from any random cell from a male, and it would then to all intents and purposes be a sperm cell?
(Similarly for a woman's cell with half the DNA removed, to mimic an ovum?)
And the correct plural of penis is penes, btw. Or penises. Penii is a faux-Latin construct. |
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Freedan Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:36 am Post subject: |
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Physically removing the DNA wouldn't work, you'd likely mess up the chromosomes and whatnot. Our bodies are programmed to split our genes properly as it is.
There is a method being researched called 'somatic cell haploidization', which is where they make a regular cell go through the same process as a sex cell (to turn it in to one). It's being looked at as the ultimate solution to infertility.
In that case, both the dick and the vag could be obsolete, yes. Especially with the ability to 'grow' a kid in a laboratory (unnatural as that sounds). With that in mind, the argument is moot... neither is better than the other. _________________
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Yet One More Idiot Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:13 am Post subject: |
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That was the process I was trying to think of, but I had no idea what it was called.
But, aside from the potential mootness of this whole argument should entirely artificial reproduction (from beginning to end) become possible, the argument continues....
I'm gonna actually cum (hehe, sorry, couldn't resist) down on the side of vaginas being better. Penes combine the reproductive organ with waste expulsion capabilities, whereas a lady's equivalent, the clit, is entirely 100% for the purposes of pleasure. Us men have all the plumbing mixed in with the reproductive parts, meaning more cleaning. :p |
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Yet One More Idiot Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLS!
Nice one, Jason, that's an excellent cumback. |
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Lenc Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:14 am Post subject: |
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At least we men dont become bleeding whales each freakin month. _________________ Gehaktbal, Frikandel, Bamihap
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inferiare Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:37 am Post subject: |
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Lenc wrote: | At least we men dont become bleeding whales each freakin month. |
Would you like to say that to me in about a month's time, Lenc? _________________
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psychokind Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Lenc wrote: | At least we men dont become bleeding whales each freakin month. |
hormone sticks! 3 years no need for the pill and no blood blurting out _________________
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