Penises are better the Vaginas.

[Jason Tandro]

rainichan wrote:

Lenc wrote: At least we men dont become bleeding whales each freakin month. Would you like to say that to me in about a month's time, Lenc?

It's like my friend Colton said:

Never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.

[Yet One More Idiot]

Jason Tandro wrote:

rainichan wrote: Lenc wrote: At least we men dont become bleeding whales each freakin month. Would you like to say that to me in about a month's time, Lenc? It's like my friend Colton said: Never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.

I've heard that "advice" somewhere before...

[Lenc]

Yomi's Evil Twin Intern wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: rainichan wrote: Lenc wrote: At least we men dont become bleeding whales each freakin month. Would you like to say that to me in about a month's time, Lenc? It's like my friend Colton said: Never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. I've heard that "advice" somewhere before...

Its from a movie.. cant remember which one though...

And also the bleeding whale thing.. When I asked my GF " something something.. is it that bad? Does it feel that terrible?" and my GF went like "well how would you feel if you feel like a bleeding whale each freaking month?"

I have been teasing her with that ever since. Like making whale sounds in public when she is the "bleeding whale" or like saying " there is a new movie in cinema... its called Attack of the bleeding whales" the day befor her preiod starts

She punches me for it everytime... but its so worth it

[Yet One More Idiot]

You is an evil person, Lenc.

[Miss Prime Blue]

Jason Tandro wrote:

rainichan wrote: Lenc wrote: At least we men dont become bleeding whales each freakin month. Would you like to say that to me in about a month's time, Lenc? It's like my friend Colton said: Never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.

I bleed for 5 days, and i'm still alive.

In fact, I bleed for 5 days out of each month, and don't die, nor do I become a whale!

Because i'm FREAKING IMMORTAL.

Yea, that's right. Period = immortality

[Jason Tandro]

Miss Prime Blue wrote:

Yea, that's right. Period = immortality

True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality.

[SoulBlazerFan]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Miss Prime Blue wrote: Yea, that's right. Period = immortality True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality.

New plan, gentleman: We must find the secret to this, "Period" thing, and thus gain or access to immortality! Who's with me?

[Jason Tandro]

SoulBlazerFan wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: Yea, that's right. Period = immortality True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality. New plan, gentleman: We must find the secret to this, "Period" thing, and thus gain or access to immortality! Who's with me?

.

I have found it.

[Flamez]

Jason Tandro wrote:

SoulBlazerFan wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: Yea, that's right. Period = immortality True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality. New plan, gentleman: We must find the secret to this, "Period" thing, and thus gain or access to immortality! Who's with me? . I have found it.

what is it oh wise one?

[chicken]

Flamez wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: SoulBlazerFan wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: Yea, that's right. Period = immortality True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality. New plan, gentleman: We must find the secret to this, "Period" thing, and thus gain or access to immortality! Who's with me? . I have found it. what is it oh wise one?

*facepalm*

[SoulBlazerFan]

chicken wrote:

Flamez wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: SoulBlazerFan wrote: Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: Yea, that's right. Period = immortality True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality. New plan, gentleman: We must find the secret to this, "Period" thing, and thus gain or access to immortality! Who's with me? . I have found it. what is it oh wise one? *facepalm*

^ I concur good sir.

[Miss Prime Blue]

Jason Tandro wrote:

Miss Prime Blue wrote: Yea, that's right. Period = immortality True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality.

Yes. SEX AND BABIES = WRONG

therefore, you being born out of sin, you should be dead, you sad creature you.

[Jason Tandro]

Miss Prime Blue wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: Miss Prime Blue wrote: Yea, that's right. Period = immortality True. And if a young lady misses her period it's a sign of immorality. Yes. SEX AND BABIES = WRONG therefore, you being born out of sin, you should be dead, you sad creature you.

Well I actually do think sex out of wedlock is immoral, but I meant that mainly as a play-on-words.

[Miss Prime Blue]

This is a grand debate. The grand poohbah of all debates.

I first read the title as "Penises better the vaginas". This could be true.

[AlfredoAlberto]

There's a device for women to help them pee while standing and occasionally let them write their names on snow, it's called the "urinella".

Women can press the urinella gently against their funholes and pee out of the device's output interface.

Handy tool, eh?