The ^ < v Game

[tay120n64]

^ Only said that because he's hungry

< Totally just ate spicy Chili Mac and Creamed Corn with delicious Twizzlers for dessert. (Spicy is best!)

V Wishes that his food was cooked by bunny girls. The only true way to make spicy food.

[Blade]

^ is right, I with my food was cooked by hot bunniegirls instead of my grannie ^^
< can't stand spicy food
v might like spicy food

[Jason Tandro]

^ Is very correct.
< Loves him some spicy Ramen & Chili
V Thinks the idea of mixing Ramen Noodles and Chili probably tastes great, but won't make it themselves.

[EverPhoenix]

^ tells lies. id so do that.
< would so do that
V should go buy me some ramen and chilli

[inferiare]

^ Is on the verge of making a "Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!" joke, however...
< has a natural defense against that, since she has a shirt that says "If you can read this... MAKE ME A SANDWICH." And so...
V probably wishes they had this shirt too.

[Blade]

^ is wrong because
< doesn't wear funny shirts. Only black shirts, for its the only shirtcolour his infernal misantrophicness accepts to wear until
v finds me an even darker colour than black

[EverPhoenix]

^ should find a shirt that is actually a black hole.

< just described something that is blacker than black. or at least itll make everything black.

V has a funny shirt that will make me jealous

[tay120n64]

^ just might be correct!

< is wearing a shirt with GIR from Invader Zim eating waffles, while thinking about eating waffles and saying, "MMMM... Tasty..."

V Wishes he/she had an awesome Invader Zim shirt

[Blade]

^ is wrong, cuz its < again
< is going to get some wine and food for dinner
v might be in a timezone where its nowhere near dinnertime!

[tay120n64]

^ Is crazy, not wanting awesome novelty shirts.

< Pretty much only wears novelty shirts (and it's roughly noon here, btw. Time for lunch!)

V Probably already had lunch while wearing a novelty shirt.

[EverPhoenix]

^ not hungry
< hasnt had lunch, and not wearing a novelty shirt
V will not post below (ha take that)

[Jason Tandro]

EverPhoenix wrote:

^ is right, in that V is not techinically the author of this post, but is using the name of the author ^, thereby creating a paradox obsolving himself of the curse that ^enacted < is a paradox. V will post below (ha take that)

^^ Didn't expect me to use a quote as a natural buffer!
^ Is a paradox.
< Is a freakin' genius.
V Probably thinks I cheated.
VV Will point out that nowhere in the rules are the use of double ^ or V explained, and are therefore not valid applications, meaning that Jason Tandro's entire post should be stricken from the record.