Whatever Doesn't Kill Me Just Deepens My Desire For Revenge

[Jason Tandro]

I am something of a notoriously relaxed guy. It takes an awful lot to tick me off. You can throw insults at me left and right and I'll usually laugh with them. You can treat me like crap and I'll usually take the punishment with a certain level of stoicism.

However certain people have the ability to infuriate me and once the beast is awoken... bad things happen. (I shouldn't have as much fun with this as I do, as it's the sign of a severe anger management issue ).

However, I think you'll appreciate how I got revenge on some people who did some truly horrible things to me or those I care about.


Case 1: Faegala Prime (names have been changed to protect the idiotic and prevent a lawsuit)

This guy continues to harass us, picked on my little sister, sexually harassed my little sister (to be fair it was unintentional (slip of the pants) but he never apologized about it), used to come to our house all the time to eat our food and make a mess and never clean it up... not to mention taking our stuff without asking and (the thing that set me off) he made several publicly slanderous comments about me and quoted some things that I had said to him in anger which were stupid when I did nothing of the sort in an effort to pick a fight. He then called me from his work at Pizza Hut to harass me about a fight between me and my sister and claim that I had a game of his.

My Revenge: Called that same Pizza Hut and informed them of the harassment and also let slip that he smoked pot. They told me they would "take care of it." Whoops.


Case 2: Psychotic Exy

Standard story, crazy bitch won't leave me alone, refuses to stop talking to me, steals my shit, breaks into my house (I have no proof, of course) and all other manner of harassment.

My Revenge: She has a habit of making phony identities to disguise herself online. Whenever I find them out, I reveal them to everyone she knows.


Case 3: Restaraunt Ralph

This is a simple one. We were eating at a buffet and this larger gentleman started laughing at my friend's crutches (I kid you not). Called her "gimpy".

My Revenge: "Accidentally" bumping into his table and spilling his drink all over his pants.


These are just a few examples.

[EverPhoenix]

thats some class revenge there. especially the last one.

id have to say im similar, it takes a lot to really tick me off, but once youre there, it usually involves in people backing away from me. note that ive never actually physically lashed out at someone... yet

but yeah, some people really are bastards. the first guy? id say that your revenge may have been a tad harsh, but i dont know what kind of things he said about you.

ive had run-ins with people with multiple online personalities, its quite amusing to play them against each other. specially when it gets them really confused.

[SoulBlazerFan]

As I told raini the other night, I'm not much of a person to hate on others. I'm a fun-loving guy for the most part, give or take. I've grown to dislike people over time- their annoying, and the oh-so-overused term "Fake," but never have I met a person I didn't like upon first meeting. Until last night.

I was stuck in a car for over an hour yesterday with this girl. As I tried to put it eliquently to raini, she was mixture of brass, brazen minded person, and a valley girl.

How do I explain this?

She said "Oh my good this guy is SOOO CUTE! I want him to lick my-"

I'll stop right there. That's just one example. I don't mind either one individually- I've known girls who were very open about their sexuality, and had no problem. But coupled with that ditzy kind of personality- it screamed annoyance. I didn't take revenge, of course- this girl is the friend of my cousin's new girlfriend, and I didn't want to put a strain on said relationship. Instead, I made hand gestures in the car, pretending to shoot myself, poke out my eyeballs, drink lye, eat pills- and hoping she'd notice.

It's impossible to put into words that kind of dislike- and hate using hate as I'm not a hateful person, but it was bonderline. And I've met this person ONCE.

Believe me, the moment she said she had to leave and step out the door, I bellowed "Thank God."

I haven't taken part in revenge, but I've been privy to revenge stories...

-My sister and her friend took this girl's clothing (She stripped down to her underwear at my house, same girl who used my tanning bed if anyone remembers that incident) and threw them outside, and poured beer on it.

-My brother and my friend (Who shall remain nameless) pissed in the purse of this really overtly annoying girl. Fake comes to mind, as she pretends to have an OCD complex.

-A former group of friends ganged up on my brother and fought him. Some other friends went around, put bagels in their cars, unscrewed and took car antennas, and left bundles of newspapers on their lawns. Don't ask me why, I still don't know.

I've been part of some extremely strange and ridiculously impossible situations in my life. I'll share some sometime, if anyone is interested, but some I can only share in more "private" conditions.

[Jason Tandro]

Little update! I just got word that Pizza Hut did in fact fire Faegala Prime! I AM A GOD!!!!!

[Manibrandr System]

Nigga got owned.