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PostJason Tandro Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:23 pm   Post subject: Dead Baby Jokes - Awful. Reply with quote

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I heard two truly awful "dead baby" jokes the other night.

First one:

What's red, bubbly and claws at the window before exploding?
Baby in a microwave.
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Second one (and this one literally made me ROFLMAO):

What's red, slimy and crawls up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
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PostBlade Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:40 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?
A dead baby in a clown costume in an oven.

Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume in an oven?

A dead baby in a clown costume in an oven with down-syndrome. ^^



@ Jase: your second one is vile as fuck! ^^
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PostJason Tandro Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:18 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Blade wrote:

@ Jase: your second one is vile as fuck! ^^


Yeah. When I heard that one I fell out of the chair I was sitting in and was laughing on the floor in a fetal position (no pun intended).
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Postinferiare Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:17 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny. Sad
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Posttay120n64 Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:08 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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rainichan wrote:
I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny. Sad


We all are.
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PostBlade Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:23 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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We can have a forum meetup there then! Smile
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Postchicken Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:43 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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whats creepy?
a baby in a trash can

whats horrible?
ten babies in a trash can

and whats vile?
one baby in ten trash cans
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PostEverPhoenix Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:23 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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chicken wrote:
whats creepy?
a baby in a trash can

whats horrible?
ten babies in a trash can

and whats vile?
one baby in ten trash cans


thankyou chicken, you just gave me a one-way ticket straight to hell
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PostJason Tandro Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:38 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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tay120n64 wrote:
rainichan wrote:
I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny. Sad


We all are.


I'm going to hell for picturing Raini as the wife of Satan, making all her minions dance. bwahahhahahahahaha! Evil or Very Mad
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PostFreedan Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:20 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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What do you get when you ram a stick through a baby's skull?

A shish-kebaby.

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Posttay120n64 Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:13 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:
What do you get when you ram a stick through a baby's skull?

A shish-kebaby.

Thank you, and good night. Cool Guy


Laughing OMG Laughing
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Postthefencemaster Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:32 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them!

And now for something completely different

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Postchicken Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:15 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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^-- thats a good one Very Happy
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Postpsychokind Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:52 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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I like them all Very Happy

too bad chicken threw in the only one I know^^
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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:35 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

Ten dead babies in a trash can.

(Had to reuse Chicken's setup, because he forgot the most important part of that joke; )

What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?

One alive at the bottom, eating it's way out.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't move bowling balls with a pitchfork. Very Happy

Here's one from my childhood that isn't about dead babies, but just as ridiculous;

What's brown, green, and if it falls out of a tree and it can kill you?


...A piano.
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