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Jason Tandro Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:23 pm Post subject: Dead Baby Jokes - Awful. |
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I heard two truly awful "dead baby" jokes the other night.
First one:
What's red, bubbly and claws at the window before exploding?
Baby in a microwave.
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Second one (and this one literally made me ROFLMAO):
What's red, slimy and crawls up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
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Blade Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?
A dead baby in a clown costume in an oven.
Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume in an oven?
A dead baby in a clown costume in an oven with down-syndrome. ^^
@ Jase: your second one is vile as fuck! ^^ |
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Jason Tandro Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Blade wrote: |
@ Jase: your second one is vile as fuck! ^^ |
Yeah. When I heard that one I fell out of the chair I was sitting in and was laughing on the floor in a fetal position (no pun intended). _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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inferiare Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:17 am Post subject: |
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I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny. _________________
Presia firle anw faura,
van futare parge iem...
Melenas. |
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tay120n64 Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:08 am Post subject: |
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rainichan wrote: | I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny. |
We all are. _________________
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Blade Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:23 am Post subject: |
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We can have a forum meetup there then! |
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chicken Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:43 am Post subject: |
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whats creepy?
a baby in a trash can
whats horrible?
ten babies in a trash can
and whats vile?
one baby in ten trash cans _________________
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EverPhoenix Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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chicken wrote: | whats creepy?
a baby in a trash can
whats horrible?
ten babies in a trash can
and whats vile?
one baby in ten trash cans |
thankyou chicken, you just gave me a one-way ticket straight to hell _________________
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Jason Tandro Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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tay120n64 wrote: | rainichan wrote: | I'm probably going to hell for thinking dead baby jokes are funny. |
We all are. |
I'm going to hell for picturing Raini as the wife of Satan, making all her minions dance. bwahahhahahahahaha! _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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Freedan Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:20 am Post subject: |
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What do you get when you ram a stick through a baby's skull?
A shish-kebaby.
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tay120n64 Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:13 am Post subject: |
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Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote: | What do you get when you ram a stick through a baby's skull?
A shish-kebaby.
Thank you, and good night. |
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thefencemaster Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:32 am Post subject: |
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them!
And now for something completely different
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chicken Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:15 am Post subject: |
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^-- thats a good one _________________
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psychokind Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:52 am Post subject: |
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I like them all
too bad chicken threw in the only one I know^^ _________________
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
Ten dead babies in a trash can.
(Had to reuse Chicken's setup, because he forgot the most important part of that joke; )
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
One alive at the bottom, eating it's way out.
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't move bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Here's one from my childhood that isn't about dead babies, but just as ridiculous;
What's brown, green, and if it falls out of a tree and it can kill you?
...A piano. _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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