Dead Baby Jokes - Awful.

[Lenc]

Whats better than a living baby?
(a dead baby)

Whats better than a dead baby?
(a dead baby in a clownsuit)

Whats better than a dead baby in a clown suit?
(2 dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome)

Whats funier then 2 dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome?
(a truckload of dead babies in clown suits and down syndrome)

Whats even better than a truck load of dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome?
(a convoy of trucks with dead babies in clown suits with down syndrome that are drived by monkeys with hemoroids)

How do you use a baby for paint?
(trow it hard enough against a wall

What is a dead baby usefull for?
(footwear)

Whats considered a delicatie in a few countries?
(A dead baby with Ketchup and Mayonais)

[chicken]

Lenc wrote:

What is a dead baby usefull for? (footwear)

that was fucking hilarious

[EverPhoenix]

whats the best thing about twenty-one-year-olds?

theres 20 of them

[Blade]

^ you forgot to add "having sex with" ...

[chicken]

Blade wrote:

^ you forgot to add "having sex with" ...

ooooooh that reminds me

how do you do a titty-fuck with a baby?
break its breastbone

what do you do, after nailing a baldy?
lay her back into the pram

i feel so dirty

[Blade]

How can you have sex with a 2 years old?
Chicken scissor & vaseline

[EverPhoenix]

oho. and so the standard changes.


whats the worst thing about being a paedophile?

getting the blood out of the clown costume

[chicken]

EverPhoenix wrote:

oho. and so the standard changes. whats the worst thing about being a paedophile? getting the blood out of the clown costume

gosh, that reminds me (again )...

we had this crazy idea when we were like 16 or 17: get a bus with darkened windows, circle around the local playground, play the "ice-man music" and stop the time until the police shows up

you know, we are the country with "dungeon dad", so you need this kind of humor to get over all this crap