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Jason Tandro Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:01 am Post subject: Replacement Swears |
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You know any really funny or obnoxious replacement swears? You know, the kind of thing your grandmother always says when she pokes her finger while sewing or the stuff you shout in church when you stamp your foot. Or the kind of thing you mutter under your breath when you're at a funeral and you find out that jackass left you no money.
I'm a Mormon, so I've heard them all:
Flippin', Fudgin', Frickin'
Boohacky
Gosh darnit
Mother Trucker
Hey, do you know what Heck is? it's where people go who don't believe in Gosh.
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:34 am Post subject: Re: Replacement Swears |
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Ever seen "A Christmas Story?"
"Oh ... fuuuuuuddgggee."
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chicken Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:39 am Post subject: |
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ha, yea, actually my mom tried to prevent me from the word "shit" when i was like 4 or 5 or whatever. she said "we do not say shit. instead, we say SHIELD".
seriously. and she wasnt trying to hinder me from saying "scheisse" (which is the german word for SHIT), no. this was all about SHIT.
well, she stopped that a few weeks later cause she probably saw that it was stupid.
but "mother trucker" XD how cool is that _________________
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Dark_Gaia Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:27 am Post subject: |
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people in my country sometimes say con sarnit instead of god darnit or gosh darnit, im not even sure. its really lame but. i think a comedian does a bit on it but i forget who. holy muck! |
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Blade Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:38 am Post subject: |
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My mom sometimes "scheinen" instead of "scheiße" (= shit) _________________
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inferiare Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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I knew someone who would censor himself. Like, he would be talking, but just not say the words, but mouth them. Like you see in movies that have censored stuff. It was pretty weird. XD _________________
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psychokind Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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there's a lot of swearing in our dialect, so we do not replace them. would be too complicated
"fucking whoreshitdirt! the damn son-of-a-bitch-stone hit my fucking asshole whore toe! <whored> (I guess there's no english word for verhurt) wanker dirt fuck stone!"
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"frickin' wholeshielddurr! the slam son-of-a-witch-stone hit my fudgin' boo-boo hope toe! holyed tanker bird fork stone!"
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inferiare Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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psychokind wrote: | there's a lot of swearing in our dialect, so we do not replace them. would be too complicated
"fucking whoreshitdirt! the damn son-of-a-bitch-stone hit my fucking asshole whore toe! <whored> (I guess there's no english word for verhurt) wanker dirt fuck stone!"
becomes
"frickin' wholeshielddurr! the slam son-of-a-witch-stone hit my fudgin' boo-boo hope toe! holyed tanker bird fork stone!"
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...this is hilarious to my "I shouldn't be awake at 5am" brain. "Holied tanker bird fork stone" is the best replacement ever. _________________
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Blade Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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psychokind wrote: | (I guess there's no english word for verhurt)
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slutty? bitchy? _________________
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chicken Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Blade wrote: | psychokind wrote: | (I guess there's no english word for verhurt)
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slutty? bitchy? |
+1 for VERHURT _________________
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psychokind Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Blade wrote: | psychokind wrote: | (I guess there's no english word for verhurt)
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slutty/bitchy is more describing the lifestyle of someone, while "verhurt" describes things as somehow prostituted.
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chicken Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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Jason Tandro wrote: | As in:
"Wow she whored that up pretty badly."
Verhurt. I rather like that. Man you Germans have a word for everything! |
i call it evolution of language and puberty-language is the reason for it always try to be tougher, more badass and such... _________________
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Mantaray Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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oh dang-darn-diddy-doo.
flanders swear words xD i dont know anyone who says that though.
sometimes i say schnitzel, which i just found out is a kind of food xD it's kinda becoming a trend at school to say that word in replacement of crap or shit. it's a fun word to say
i think i heard the word yarnin' once... |
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psychokind Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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chicken wrote: | Jason Tandro wrote: | As in:
"Wow she whored that up pretty badly."
Verhurt. I rather like that. Man you Germans have a word for everything! |
i call it evolution of language and puberty-language is the reason for it always try to be tougher, more badass and such... |
"verhurt" is a bad example, this is something rather old people use here my grandma when she was very angry for example _________________
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