Jason Tandro
The Undying TE Fanatic
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Jason Tandro Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:32 am Post subject: TerraEarthian Rhapsody- Revised |
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As the true veterans know and as some newer members might have heard me mention, the first TE project I ever did was a parody of Bohmeian Rhapsody, named TerraEarthian Rhapsody.
It was dreadful. Off meter, I sorta cut the beginning and ending of the song, didn't make a lot of sense, but for some reason these guys liked it.
Well I was bored, and decided to revive the old classic. It's still abysmal but at least it makes a little more sense now, has some great inside jokes, and I believe I managed to give everybody who's still active on the forums a line.
Anyways, here it is:
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TerraEarthian Rhapsody
Destroyed and made virtually un-listen-to-able again by: Jason Tandro
BOXXLE:
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Dawdling online,
I’m too bored with reality.
Wasting my time,
Has never been so easy.
EFLARE: I’m an Admin boy
You’d best not mess with me.
KALEFLAME:
Because the newbies come, newbies go.
They say “hi!” then don’t show.
LUCAS KELLY:
But then when they do show,
Crazy stuff can happen, you see. You see….
VALERIE VALENS:
Mama, just killed a man.
Shot a bolt into his head,
Cast Bolt3 and now he’s dead.
NURDOF:
Mama, gem race had begun,
And then I went and blew them all away.
MISS PRIME BLUE:
Mama, oooh.
Didn’t mean to make you cry,
If I don’t log back on this time tomorrow.
DARK GAIA:
Carry on, carry on, cause it doesn’t really matter.
TERRAHERO:
Too late, to still be on.
Gotta finish up this line.
Browser crashes all the time.
BLUEISALIVE:
Good bye everybody,
I’ve got to go.
The Adult Shizzle thread just scared me away.
FLAMEZ:
Mama ooooh.
Gonna make you cry.
I think that penis is better than vagina.
[Guitar Solo]
AXE:
I see a little silhouette of an axe.
METALL ARK:
Kazama, Kazama, will you post a new thread, yo?
ARASHI:
RP Punch-Up Fighting, everybody’s against me.
EVERPHOENIX (PSYCHOKIND):
Ed Almighty (Ed Almighty) Ed Almighty (Ed Almighty), Ed Almighty let me post.
EFLARE:
Okay then, post.
RAINI:
I’m now an Admin, so you’d better love me.
CHICKEN:
Yes, watch out, Admin’s Mallets can make you bleed.
TAY120N64:
Chicken get down she’s coming after me!
MATH_WIZARDO:
Easy come, easy troll will you let me post?
JASON TANDRO:
Oh hell no! No I will not let you post!
CASTOTH:
Let me post!
EFLARE:
Oh hell no! No I will not let you post!
USGENTLEMEN2007:
Let me post!
RAINI:
I will not let you post!
ASKMAN:
Let me post!
KALEFLAME:
Will not let you post!
YOMI'S EVIL TWIN INTERN:
Never, never, never, never let them post!
PHOENIX606:
Oh mighty admins, mighty admins, mighty admins let me post!
EFLARE:
Boxxleman has a banning set aside for thee, for thee, for thee!
FREEDAN:
So you think Will’s a heartless and uncaring guy?
FIXY:
So you think you’d forget me (prolonged angry sigh)
SBF:
Oh baby. Just one more chapter baby.
Can’t get the words out. I wanna post them all right here.
[Guitar Solo]
BLADE:
It doesn’t really matter,
Anyone can see,
DEATHPIT:
We’re addicted to.
We’re addicted to T.E.
BOXXLEMAN:
Anyway the wind blows… _________________ Support me on Patreon!
Rest in peace, old avatar. |
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SoulBlazerFan
Crisis Historian
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Joined: 10 Feb 2005
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Location: M-Town, Jersey
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SoulBlazerFan Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:24 am Post subject: |
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Lovin' it Jason. I especially like the part with all those trolls we've had over the years. Got the most laughs there.
I knew my line would have something to do with my seemingly never-ending writers block.
BTW: It's two chapters left for TCOITE 2. _________________ "...at first it's fine and you think you have a dark side – it's exciting – and then you realise the dark side wins every time if you decide to indulge in it. It's also a completely different way of living when you know that...a different species of person." - Lana Del Rey
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