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 Jason Tandro Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:13 pm Post subject: Compendium of the Worst Jokes Ever |
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Pure bile here folks.
Allow me to open up with one that I came up with while drunk many moons ago...
"Do you think there's a web-hosting site aimed at pedophiles called NoDaddy.com?"
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| Freedan Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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How do you make holy water?
- Boil the Hell out of it. 
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Doyouthinkhesaurus?
What would the United States be if everyone lived in their cars?
- An incarnation.
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| inferiare Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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...I apparently have either no sense of humor or a really bad one, because I laughed at all of those.
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| chicken Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:05 am Post subject: |
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what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
- my ass
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 what? its a movie quote...
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:52 am Post subject: |
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| chicken wrote: | what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
- my ass
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what? its a movie quote... |
You stole my line!
When you're standing there, you're an American. But when you go into the bathroom, what are you?
European.
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| Jason Tandro Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:31 am Post subject: |
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| SoulBlazerFan wrote: |
When you're standing there, you're an American. But when you go into the bathroom, what are you?
European. |
There's a guy in the bathroom, a guy who just left and a guy who's waiting to go. Where are they from?
Answer: European, Finish and Russian.
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| chicken Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:31 am Post subject: |
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seriously guys, i dont know if there's ANYTHING to get with this jokes but IF SO, then i dont get it
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| inferiare Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:45 am Post subject: |
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| Jason Tandro wrote: | | Freedan wrote: |
What would the United States be if everyone lived in their cars?
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Mexico.
My sister blurted that out when trying to think of the answer.  |
LMFAO
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| Freedan Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Time for new terrible jokes.
Why did the farmer look out his window?
- Because he couldn't see through the wall.
- I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a mussel.
** Piece of string walks in to a bar. Barmen says "sorry we don't serve your kind here" so the piece of string walks back out side, twists himself around and ruffles up one of his ends.
So he walks back in to the same pub and the barman says "hey, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?"
The piece of string replies
"I'm a frayed knot"
What happened to the cannibal who turned up late for dinner?
- He got the cold shoulder.
What's brown and sticky?
- A stick.
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Whats brown, green, and if it were to fall out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
The old classic:
Whats red and green and moves around in a circle really fast?
A frog in a blender.
Arnold Schwatzennger has a long one. Michael J Fox has a short one. Madonna and Cher don't have one at all. What is it?
A last name.
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| Jason Tandro Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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Ugh... some Mario and Zelda jokes from Nintendo Power.
Courtesy the AVGN: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/24502
What kind of fish would dare attack Mario?
A Barakoopa.
Why did Mario cross the road?
He couldn't find a warp zone.
How does Mario read the future?
He uses a Luigi board.
What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door.
Triforce.
What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda.
Leever alone!
How did Link win the basketball game?
He used his hookshot.
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| Mantaray Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:40 am Post subject: |
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LMFAO!!
i want that game |
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| sora-mage wrote: | LMFAO!!
i want that game |
SO DO I!
Where can I buy one? Plzkthxby.
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