Hottest Gaming Girls- As Seen on TV

[Jason Tandro]

Barely Political Reviews the Top Ten Hottest Video Game Girls

10. Mirror's Edge Girl
9. Princess Zelda
8. Jill Valentine
7. Kairi (Kingdom Hearts 2)
6. Rikku AND Yuna (tie)
5. Zero Suit Samus
4. Kasumi
3. Lara Croft
2. Chun Li
1. Tifa Lockhart


And what is the lesson here? It's not about the content of the character in their natural environment, but the abundance of Rule34.

[Miss Prime Blue]

Zelda should be 1st. Lara Croft should be 10th.

[Dark_Gaia]

chun li Number 1!!

[EverPhoenix]

eh cant say i agree with that. one thing thats funny though... Rikku AND Yuna? i dont think that was a tie, i think it implies the 2 at once in either 1 on 1 or a threesome with tidus.

but of those, id rate zelda and rikku highest.

[chicken]

omg what the shit... this whole poll is just ridiculous, not to mention the actual outcome

[Ratty Randnums]

What, no Krystal?


Speaking of which

They've still got a long way to catch up with Sega tho.

[inferiare]

Tch. Honestly, they should have had characters from other, lesser known games too. I'm sure most of you know where this is going BUT: I would have had any of these girls in there too:

Reisha//Ar tonelico II
Misha Arsellec Lune//Ar tonelico
Chroche Latel Pastalie//Ar tonelico II
Spica Neal//Ar tonelico I/II
Amarie Gelade
Alice Elliot//Shadow Hearts
Margarete//Shadow Hearts
Bayonetta//...Bayonetta
Lady//Devil May Cry
Trish//Devil My Cry

See, I'm not TOO bias toward Ar tonelico but Lady and Trish? TOTAL BADABOOM. Bayonetta too.

[Jason Tandro]

Bayonetta is a fetishists dream.

I've never been into the video game girl debate too fiercely. It's just depressing, you know? Sure some of the fictional girls who you will never get except in cosplay are cute, but bfd. Why bother rating them.

Besides, Yuffie and Aeris weren't even on here. And frankly, wouldn't you rather have a girl who doesn't prance around in slutwear for teens? )

Though I have had a bit of a crush on Queen Brahne from FF9.



OMG. So HOT!

[arkisdabomb]

meh, I don't agree with most of that list, but hey, it's not like it's the endall. My personal #1 is still Lucca from Chrono Trigger

[inferiare]

arkisdabomb wrote:

meh, I don't agree with most of that list, but hey, it's not like it's the endall. My personal #1 is still Lucca from Chrono Trigger

Welp, now we know that Arkis goes for the nerdy girls with glasses!

@Jason: I wouldn't consider Yuffie "hot" in any way, shape, or form. She's 16 in the first game, and barely legal in the stuff after (17 in Advent Children, 18 in Dirge) and she irritates the hell out of me. ><

[arkisdabomb]

that was a secret?

[simkin_belinelli]

I dont even know the big part of the list lol

[Jason Tandro]

inferiare wrote:

@Jason: I wouldn't consider Yuffie "hot" in any way, shape, or form. She's 16 in the first game, and barely legal in the stuff after (17 in Advent Children, 18 in Dirge) and she irritates the hell out of me. ><

It all stems back to the Rule34 argument I made.

No, frankly if we were going for my personal tastes, it would be the more innocent not overly slutwear'd girls.

It's not about dating a girl who wants to be seen as an object. Slutwear is usually a turn-off for me (well at least in the relationship department. I am still a man, afterall. )

[Freedan]

I think Chun-Li was many young gamers' introduction to gaming girls.

She was a fine little thing, until they made her thighs so monstrously huge.

[SoulBlazerFan]

I remember at age 14 when I was really into the Resident Evil games, all my friends thought that Sherry from RE 2 was hot.

Now, for those of you who don't know, Sherry is like, 12. Or something.

I'm surprised Kasumi from DOA made this list. Alot of other people think Christie is a much sexier character (Tina too).