What Constitutes Cheating?

[tay120n64]

On the topic of GFs, I wanted to share the epic line I gave mine yesterday. So I had just finished Ventus' story on the new Kingdom Hearts and I texted her all excited, saying "Only 30-ish hours of gameplay left!"

She replied, "Then its 30 hours of gameplay for me, right?"

To which I replied, "It's going to take more than 30 hours to complete you. Your difficulty curves in all the right places."

She rather enjoyed that.

[Jason Tandro]

@flamez:

Good point.


@raini:

"No." It's a reflex. Just like when we ask you women if size matters.


@tay120n64:

BEST LINE EVER!

[inferiare]

Jason Tandro wrote:

@flamez: Good point. @raini: "No." It's a reflex. Just like when we ask you women if size matters. @tay120n64: BEST LINE EVER!

If its too big it hurts, so I hear. I don't like pain so normalcy is fine with me!

[Jason Tandro]

inferiare wrote:

If its too big it hurts, so I hear. I don't like pain so normalcy is fine with me!

Is that a real roundabout way of saying your bf has a small penis?

[inferiare]

Jason Tandro wrote:

inferiare wrote: If its too big it hurts, so I hear. I don't like pain so normalcy is fine with me! Is that a real roundabout way of saying your bf has a small penis?

Not in the least. There's normal and then there's "there is no way you're sticking that in me, take care of it yourself" abnormal. I'm fine with normal.

[Jason Tandro]

While we're on that subject did you know the race that has, on average, the largest penis size is the Native Americans? Collectively Cherokee and Iroqouis have an average of 7 1/2 inches. Germans are second (aren't you so proud, psychokind?), followed by indigineous Australians. "Black people" is not a race, but members of some African tribes actually have smaller than "average" sizes.

The same highly reputable website that provided me with these tidbits also inform me that the most common sexual deviance is ageplay, considering most men fantasize about a younger girl (the sexual ideal in most cultures is younger than 18 ) and several women fantasize about either older or younger men.

Now considering this site didn't really quote that many sources the whole thing is probably bullcrap, but hey, it's interesting reading.

[psychokind]

Jason Tandro wrote:

While we're on that subject did you know the race that has, on average, the largest penis size is the Native Americans? Collectively Cherokee and Iroqouis have an average of 7 1/2 inches. Germans are second (aren't you so proud, psychokind?), followed by indigineous Australians. "Black people" is not a race, but members of some African tribes actually have smaller than "average" sizes.

nah, with our 14,48cm average we're just in european midfield never heard about germans having the 2nd largest ^^

[Jason Tandro]

psychokind wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: While we're on that subject did you know the race that has, on average, the largest penis size is the Native Americans? Collectively Cherokee and Iroqouis have an average of 7 1/2 inches. Germans are second (aren't you so proud, psychokind?), followed by indigineous Australians. "Black people" is not a race, but members of some African tribes actually have smaller than "average" sizes. nah, with our 14,48cm average we're just in european midfield never heard about germans having the 2nd largest ^^

Maybe the guys who wrote the article were like half-cherokee, half-german.

[arkisdabomb]

On the subject.... of the subject, in the past my relationships have been very open. The rule with my most recent ex was you can do what (or who) you want, as long as the other side was in the know. I can tell I'm definately the minority on this view point, but it was a very successful relationship of over 2 years, and we only broke up because I hit a shitstorm in my life, and we are still on friendly terms to this day.

[Jason Tandro]

Hey I won't knock your viewpoint. There are many people I know who have very similar views and they have great relationships.

This one couple in my old high school had a rule. They dated, but they were also allowed one f buddy that the other had to know about. Dated for like four years.

[Miss Prime Blue]

A lot of people cognitive dissonance themselves out of a situation where technically, they are cheating, but they convince themselves somehow that they aren't. "We are having problems." "He/She's probably cheating on me anyway, so it's ok". Usually, an excuse is just a temporary solution. All excuses break down eventually.

Granted, everyone has a different moral code, but these types of mental gymnastics only serve to make you feel better and evade responsibility.

[Jason Tandro]

Miss Prime Blue wrote:

A lot of people cognitive dissonance themselves out of a situation where technically, they are cheating, but they convince themselves somehow that they aren't. "We are having problems." "He/She's probably cheating on me anyway, so it's ok".

Oh GOD. Today my friend told me that her roommate was dealing with this one guy who started touching himself in front of her... and then said his reasoning was "well she's cheating on me so it's okay if I do this."

WTF?????????????????????

My old roommate Joe still had the best line on relationships. "My ex-girlfriends keep coming up to me and going 'how come we never hang out anymore?' Because it's awkward as f/ck! It's like your dog getting run over and your parents telling you that you can still keep it."

[EverPhoenix]

Jason Tandro wrote:

My old roommate Joe still had the best line on relationships. "My ex-girlfriends keep coming up to me and going 'how come we never hang out anymore?' Because it's awkward as f/ck! It's like your dog getting run over and your parents telling you that you can still keep it."

...

oh my god.

[tay120n64]

EverPhoenix wrote:

Jason Tandro wrote: My old roommate Joe still had the best line on relationships. "My ex-girlfriends keep coming up to me and going 'how come we never hang out anymore?' Because it's awkward as f/ck! It's like your dog getting run over and your parents telling you that you can still keep it." ... oh my god.

Holy crap dude.