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PostJason Tandro Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:31 am   Post subject: WHY?!???!?!?!?!? Reply with quote

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Watching TV at late night is dangerous for your mind. Saw a commercial for a Trojan brand vibrator. The setup was a bridal shower and the bride's friends each got her one. At the end she says to her fiance "you know that vibrator we wanted? We got three!" To which he responds: "Awesome!"

At that line I literally shouted at the TV: "Why are you so excited?!"

If you're that excited over your fiance getting three surrogate yous, you are either:

1. gay
2. impotent
3. tired of having sex, and therefore gay.

Seriously, wtf?
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PostFazermint Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:01 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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I guess it could be that they'd use it with foreplay, making the man's job way easier. I mean, who wants to spend 30 minutes of warming up?
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PostEverPhoenix Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:26 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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thats some strange advertising.

although, i can see several possible scenarios, none of which really do the guy many favours.
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PostFazermint Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:52 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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EverPhoenix wrote:
thats some strange advertising.

although, i can see several possible scenarios, none of which really do the guy many favours.


Trololol.
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PostEverPhoenix Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:12 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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thats some strange advertising.

although, i can see several possible scenarios, none of which really do the guy many favours.


Trololol.


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Postpsychokind Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:38 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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I think those are a gift from god! without them the girls would be much more ruthless and relentless in a relationship in terms of their sexual needs. you ever had a girlfriend that went on holidays several weeks and didn't have opportunities to... you know? Knocked out
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Postchicken Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:46 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy
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PostJason Tandro Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:54 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy


Yeah, Chicken just won the thread guys. Laughing
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chicken wrote:
well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy


if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^
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PostFazermint Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:08 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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chicken wrote:
well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy


if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^


One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz
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Postpsychokind Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:30 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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psychokind wrote:
chicken wrote:
well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy


if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^


One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz


I was not talking about cars Very Happy
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PostFazermint Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:18 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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psychokind wrote:
Fazermint wrote:
psychokind wrote:
chicken wrote:
well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy


if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^


One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz


I was not talking about cars Very Happy


Aha...
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PostBlade Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:57 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fazermint wrote:
psychokind wrote:
Fazermint wrote:
psychokind wrote:
chicken wrote:
well... one would be alright, but three? that's not awesome... it's like having three identical cars for yourself so you can go "hm, which one am i gonna ride today?" ... oh, uh, that word game right there was not intentional Very Happy


if you're living in 2 places (like university and home) and one for emergency cases?^^


One car is sufficient for taking you anywhere Razz


I was not talking about cars Very Happy


Aha...


gotta go "srsly" again with you, psycho (and faze, this time, for stepping right into it ^^) Laughing
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PostMantaray Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:08 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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two for the woman, and one for the guy...
Naughty
unless, somehow.. but that would hurt like heck.
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PostJason Tandro Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:04 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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sora-mage wrote:
two for the woman, and one for the guy...
Naughty
unless, somehow.. but that would hurt like heck.


My, such an active imagination... Surprised
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