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PostJason Tandro Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:30 pm   Post subject: Comic's Corner, Mark 3 Reply with quote

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Yep, your one-stop joke thread, in honor of Aoiga's original design (man that guy had such good ideas!) Dirty jokes are A-okay as long as they're not too graphic.

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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:05 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord?


My ass. Nahaha.

But really, here's one:

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

You can't move bowling balls with a pitchfork. Razz

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Postchicken Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 6:24 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord?


My ass. Nahaha.


i lol'd so hard Laughing oh, the memories... Very Happy

uhm, what's green and blue and does not want some sex?
a freshly raped woman.

how do you titty-fuck a 1-year old?
break her breastbone.

and now i need a long shower to get all that dirt off me.
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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 8:55 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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Whats brown and green and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

A pool table.
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PostFreedan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 2:32 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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And now, some more dead baby humour.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

- You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.

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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 3:06 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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And now, some more dead baby humour.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

- You take off your boots before jumping on a trampoline.

Thank you, and good night. Cool Guy


That's one I've never heard before. Classic.

Might as well keep the trend going;

Whats worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.
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Postchicken Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 6:11 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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what's white and is somehow disturbing at dinner?

an avalanche.
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Postinferiare Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 9:08 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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...sadly enough I think dead baby jokes are hilarious and I know I shouldn't. I hate you all. Laughing
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PostSoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:04 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote

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...sadly enough I think dead baby jokes are hilarious and I know I shouldn't. I hate you all. Laughing


I've found the only people who don't find dead baby jokes funny are parents. They seem to be almost offended by them.
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PostEverPhoenix Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 3:27 am   Post subject: Reply with quote

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how do you fit 5 babies in a bucket?
with a blender
how do you get them out again?
with doritos



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