End of the world, take two

[Freedan]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/mark-calendars-end-world-coming-oct-21-camping-214203637.html

So for the second time this year, the world is going to end.

Remember last time, when there were supposed to be all kinds of earthquakes and shit preceding a massive rapture? And then nothing happened at all?

Well, it turns out you're just a dumbass that didn't interpret their predictions properly. The 'earthquakes' did happen, but instead of shaking the planet, it shook people "with fear".


"What really happened this past May 21st?" Camping wrote. "What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen."

- Apparently, God wanted a bunch of zealously religious people to sell all their shit and give their money to an old con artist with one foot in the grave, thus proving that God is the biggest troll there is.

So, how do you plan to spend your last week on Earth? Again, I mean.

Edit: Oh, I forgot... apparently, God isn't rapturing anyone this time, so Camping and his goons are as fucked as the rest of us. Fat lot of good all that not sinning did, eh?

[inferiare]

...lol. This guy is full of shit and I laugh at him.

[Fazermint]

I just realized I've survived many apocalypses. I'm awesome! Bring it on, 2012!

[Metall Ark (XD®)]

Maybe I should show this guy what real destruction is.

[Ocie Denver]

God works in a mysterious way.

This man clearly has no faith in God. He should deliver God's Word to lost souls, not crunching the numbers.

I want to say more, but it might lead to a religious debate.

[Freedan]

Holy shit, it's the apocalypse. For real, this time.

How do I know?

There was a white guy working at Subway. A non-Indian, Unpronouncistani wherever they're from guy.

Looks like the world really is coming to an end.

On that note, I've got about 8 hours or so before we blow up. It was an honour posting with you all.

[EverPhoenix]

so, that's it? the end?

i mean i woke up with a bit of a headache this morning, but seriously?

[Blade]

I've been up all night, and I'm so drunk, I don't really care if the world ends tomorrow, I'm going with having a blast, that's for sure!

[Ocie Denver]

It's almost a hour to midnight. All I did is enjoy whatever I do daily. Only tragic I saw is a radial arm saw (used for free cuts for customers) at a hardware store broken down.

[Freedan]

Damn it all. The world didn't end like I was told.

I can't believe I quit my job, sold all my possessions and gave all my savings to those guys again.

If that happens a third time, I'll be really pissed.

[inferiare]

Welp. I'm here still. Moron was wrong again.

[Flamez]

inferiare wrote:

Welp. I'm here still. Moron was wrong again.

You sure? I swear the world ended, maybe this is hell

[Freedan]

Maybe it is hell. We're surrounded by Flamez.

.....

What?

[inferiare]

Freedan wrote:

Maybe it is hell. We're surrounded by Flamez. ..... What?

Lmfao oh jeez that was bad.

[EverPhoenix]

if this is hell, where's the awesome soundtrack?