"Are You Guys Gay?" Strange moments in life

SoulBlazerFan · Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:43 am

I'vd decided to make a post about somethat happened in life- and I'd like it to be one of those posts where people can follow thereafter with strange (Yet funny) occurances in their life.

Okay, I was at this diner in my home town of Red Bank around 2 or so in the morning Sunday, and it's me, my brother, and my friend Dan. I got a piece of apple pie... my brother chocolate cheese cake, and my friend Dan a plate of fries and a side of bacon. (Don't ask)

So, this guy walks up, about forty or so, leans in, puts his hand on the table, and asks...

"Are you guys gay?"

Now, at this moment I was just shocked. This was the first time that anyone had ever said anything like that, so I was pretty much just blown back. I think it took us about ten seconds before we all shook our heads no, because if we had said anything, we probably would've laughed in his face.

We waited to do that until he was out of hearing range. =P

Anyway, it came to us shortly there after, that it seemed to be some sort of gay/lesbian night in the town, because just about everyone there was hanging all over someone else of the same sex. We waited to get our check- and didn't for at least a half hour. When we finally did, we rushed out, because by that point, we were all offically feeling completely out of place (Not to mention tired- it was 2 in the morning for crikeys sakes)

That's all... anyone have a story like that? Or, stranger or funnier?

Do share.

SBiF

Muerte · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:32 am Post subject:

closest thing like that for me is axe accusing me of being gay ... at that time i either ignore, punch, shove him and try correcting him ... however no matter which of those options i take he kicks me ... thats my amazing and interesting story

Tifu · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:14 am Post subject:

I've been in a gay bar

Advice: If you don't drink, don't go out on a pub crawl with people who get crazy when they drink. By the time they've been to a few pubs, they might be drunk enough to decide to go to a gay bar for a laugh, and when you have no idea how to get back to where you're staying, and you're not even in your own country (I was in america at time) you kind of have no choice but to follow the crazy drunks wherever they go... -_x

Rom Manic · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:53 am Post subject:

I can sometimes seem to be, but I'm not. I've never been asked, though...

Axe Kazama · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:23 am Post subject:

nope, I've had no drama with being asked if I was gay, because I can easily say I'm not
and yes, I accuse Muerte being gay all the time, because he doesn't make an attempt on women or show signs that he enjoys being around women...cept maybe Tat...but she's a slut...anyhoo
it results in me kicking Rarno in the end

Muerte · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:20 am Post subject:

thats cause i don't like to look as stupid as you when you make your attempts

Blade · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:28 am Post subject:

Nobody ever asked that before, but many people thought I'm a chick....
U know, I have the long-hair-no-beard-problem...-.-

'Hey ladys, don't go too far away with these cakes!'

thanx...

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:43 am Post subject:

I don't think I've ever been asked that, other than here... but I got into a screaming match while singing a song at a halloween party. That was fun. We were screaming the Baka song at each other. We got some weird looks, and a lot of people taking pictures (that's when I was in my Elle costume... heh heh, I can't see Elle doing that.)

Blade · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:45 am Post subject:

Elle-costume? I wanna see that!!

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:52 am Post subject:

http://www.terraearth.com/forums/viewto ... 2&start=15

Near the bottom of the page. When you seethe Elle picture, you've found it.

Hydra.7 · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:10 pm Post subject: heh-heh

to keep a long story short; no.
(sorry I haven't posted in awhile...I've been VERY buzzy@.@)

Blade · Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject:

Wow! Cool pics!

SoulBlazerFan · Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:02 am Post subject:

No- I didn't mean the topic had to be on the subject exclusively, I just meant to ask if anyone has had any thing just as embarassing happen to them?

There's this one time at work, which sort of involves the same kinda deal... except, it was someone else it happened to...

To make a long story short, we have two lesbians (A couple) who work the same shift as I. One is a boss, the other just another grunt. One of them looks somewhat female (If you can get past the fact she's been dubbed "Quasimodo" by her fellow co-workers) and the other is dubbed Fran "The man." (I assume you'll understand why shortly after I finish this story)

Anyway, one night we were all standing around the Team Member service office, some of us waiting to punch in, others to punch out. Anyways, some kid was standing at the door, holding it open for about three/four minutes, and it was bitterly cold. "The Man" said to the kid... "It's cold, would you close that damn door?" (On a completely unimportant side note, she -does- have a man voice, oh wait, this is an important part...)

And the kid replied, rather rudely (Albeit completely honest too) "You can't tell me what to do, you're not my FATHER."

Ouch.

SBiF

Muerte · Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:05 am Post subject:

lowest point ... umm ... you'd have to ask axe ... he's been there at all my lowest times to point and laugh at me

Axe Kazama · Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 10:21 am Post subject:

ho ho ho!! where to start?

nyuck nyuck nyuck

hhhmmm... I have several low points too, but it's something I rather have inside teh Axey

"Are You Guys Gay?" Strange moments in life

"Are You Guys Gay?" Strange moments in life

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