I love spam emails

[Freedan]

*Update*

I got a new spam earlier today just like the ice cream one, except it's for chocolate (milk chocolate m&m's vs. peanut m&m's.... because it matters; it's the same friggin' company), except none of the pictures work, and the beginning of the "invisible text" is talking about the X-Box and PS2. Which, of course, has everything to do with candy coated chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

These people are running out of ideas if they're sending me near-identical spams. I guess I've gotten every other spam on the planet, so they've gotta start doubling up.

[inferiare]

Peanut butter M&M's are the best.

[Muerte]

Can't beat Peanut M&M's, as far as I know can't buy Peanut Butter M&M's here, tried em whilst I was in America though oh so many years ago

[inferiare]

Heheh, they're my favourite. If I can, I buy em when I go to the theaters... it goes good with popcorn if you eat em at the same time.

[Freedan]

From : Processing & Tracking Dept. <offer@arthritichands.net>
Reply-To : "Processing & Tracking Dept." <offer@arthritichands.net>
Sent : July 22, 2005 4:09:29 AM
To : <js_7_7_7@hotmail.com>
Subject : Coca-Cola Offer Confirmation #CC5qpr98p88396







Now this one's interesting. Apparently, I'm in line to get some free Coca-Cola for taking their bullshit survey. What's interesting about it? Well, I'm supposed to let them know whether I prefer Pepsi or Coke.... but whichever it is, they send me Coke.

So what if I prefer Pepsi? They'll be sending me something I don't want.

Of course, they sent me the spam in the first place, so they've already sent me something I don't want.

[inferiare]

I like Pepsi myself. Though I do prefer cherry coke to cherry pepsi (has more of a cherry taste to it).

But Pepsi makes Code Red, and Code Red makes the world go round. Plus, Coke is evil when it comes to working for them. Someone I used to work with works as a Coke distributer (hah, not the cocaine "coke", I mean coca-cola), and he said that they can't drink ANYTHING BUT Coca-Cola products.

[blueisalive]

Yes, Peanut butter M&M's are the bomb.

If I don't drink pop for a while, coke is friendlier to my tender taste buds. Pepsi is sweeter yes, but more intense. It depends on my mood. I never had cherry pepsi... I heard about it, but it would be hard to beat cherry pepsi.

[blueisalive]

Oh, okay, here's the real deal.

Quote:

Hello - You get emails every day, offering to show you how to make money. Most of these emails are from people who are NOT making any money. And they expect you to listen to them? Had enough? If you want to make money with your computer, then you should hook up with a group that is actually DOING it. We are making a large, continuing income every month. What's more -- we will show YOU how to do the same thing. This business is done completely by Internet and email, and you can even join for free to check it out first. If you can send an email, you can do this. No special "skills" are required. How much are we making? Anywhere from $90 to $9000 per month. We are real people, and most of us work at this business part-time. But keep in mind, we do WORK at it -- I am not going to insult your intelligence by saying you can sign up, do no work, and rake in the cash. That kind of job does not exist. But if you are willing to put in 10-12 hours per week, this might be just the thing you are looking for. This is not income that is determined by luck, or work that is done FOR you -- it is all based on your effort. But, as I said, there are no special skills required. And this income is RESIDUAL - meaning that it continues each month (and it tends to increase each month also). Interested? I invite you to find out more. You can get in as an associate member , at no obligation to continue if you decide it is not for you. We are just looking for people who still have that "burning desire" to find an opportunity that will reward them incredibly well, if they work at it. If you are interested: "Give me more Info " We Will confirm your position and send you a special report as soon as possible, and also Your membership ID#. That's All there is to it. We'll then send you info, and you can make up your own mind. Looking forward to hearing from you! Regards, Ruel Sumampong ruel003z@yahoo.com ********************************************* PS. After having several negative experiences with network marketing companies. I had pretty much given up on them. This is different -- there is value, integrity, and a REAL opportunity to have your own home--based business...and finally make real money on the Internet. Don't pass this up, test drive our program and we will show you how to do the business. We even provide the Group Commission Volume (GCV) for you. You can watch your GCV grow and have the opportunity to earn from them. =========================================== Remove my email address: ruelremoval1@yahoo.com ============================================

It also came with an attachment.
No thanks.

[Freedan]

They don't even say what they actually do....

[blueisalive]

Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:

They don't even say what they actually do....

lol they are secretly male 'escorts'.

[Manibrandr System]

Quote:

FROM: MR.JOHNSON WILLIAM, EMAIL: johwilliam6@yahoo.com KEEP AS CONFIDENTIAL I am a staff of bank in Africa. I will give you the name of my bank and other important information if I receive a positive reply from you. For security reasons I cannot disclose my full identity to you now until I am sure of your cooperation. I work in the operations dept where I serve as account officer to numerous customers. One of the customers whom I worked as his account officer was a wealthy diamond merchant from neighboring Sierra Leone. He lost his family in the war. He was lucky to escape alive and came to this country with his wealth intact. Unfortunately he died last year. Because this man was good to me when he was alive, I took it uponmyself to travel to his country last month, to see if I could locate any of his close relations . On reaching there I discovered that his only surviving uncle died a few months back. I sponsored this trip on my own and nobody in the bank knew I was undertaking the journey so I did not present any official report of my findings in South Africa. Now there are two things I could do with regards to the dead mans money. First, as his accounts officer, I could formally notify the bank authorities that the man is dead and has no next of kin. In this case the money would be forfeited to the government after some time. As a matter of fact this is the proper thing I am supposed to do. Another thing I can do is to arrange for someone else, a foreigner, to act as the next of kin of the late man so that he will claim the money. This is the option that I can do to help anybody and myself since the money actually is public fund due to the fact that my friend was a closelly to the late brutal military president that looted government treasury and that is why I have chosen to do it. I want you to be my partner. All you would have to do is act as the next of kin of the dead man and the whole money in the account will be transferred to your account. As the accounts officer to the late man, I have all the necessary documents that you will require to claim the money in the account. The total money in the account is USD17 million. Your share will be 30% which is USD5,100,000. My own share will be 69%, which is USD11,730,000. We shall keep 1% which is USD170,000 for expenses. Reach me immediately by mail so that I can give you further details.Also provide me your direct tel/fax to reach you. Yours Truly, MR.JOHNSON WILLIAM. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com

The last part is the funniest, it protects you from spam, but doesn't prevent dickheads froms ending spam.

[Muerte]

Actually my mum knew someone who knew someone who actual fell for one of those, they went to the place in Africa then got kidnapped so of course the family had to dish out a lot of money to get the person back.

[Freedan]

Wow. They're a "staff of bank in Africa". But they don't give a bank name. Nifty.

Lemme guess.... you agree to go along with this, and you'll have to wire them about $20,000 for this transaction to be done. You send them your money, and you never hear from them again.

These dumbasses could at least try to be original.

[inferiare]

I remember hearing about that.... I find it so funny that people try to con people, and people are so stupid they fall for it.

[Manibrandr System]

If they're that stupid, they deserve to fall for it.