The Horrors of The Hazlet Multiplex

[Axe Kazama]

I'm not, I go into groceries stores and dive right into the grapes and then spit the seeds on the floor, right infront of a grocery store staff...
sucks to be them

[inferiare]

Axe Kazama wrote:

I'm not, I go into groceries stores and dive right into the grapes and then spit the seeds on the floor, right infront of a grocery store staff... sucks to be them

And guess what? When I go visit Aussieland, you'll be the first to go.

[SoulBlazerFan]

Come on over to Jersey... where I'll kill you, and feed you to my fat little bitch of a step sister. In fact, I'll feed you to her ALIVE (A fate even worse then death, she'll eat you in one bite and you'll all dissolve in her stomach acids)

...Sorry. Just got home from work.


SBiF


PS: Axe, you're still gonna die.

[Axe Kazama]

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
you should see what I do to fruit on the floor!!??!
Mr.Stompy comes to play

[SoulBlazerFan]

You see this box cutter here? I use it to chizzle out eyeballs and feed them to my siblings... I will cut off your thumbs just so Pest can have some finger food.

And no worries from me, Target doesn't have fruit. Raini does, however, and she'll come up with a fate far worse than I could inflict.


-SBiF

[inferiare]

Box smasher + human = a squishy, bloody mess.

[Axe Kazama]

OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!! TARGET!?!?!?
I knock down all the soft and fluffly toys, I pick several parts of my body and rub it on the PS2 and Xbox controllers when they let you sample games, I rearrange videos and DVDs in a totally random order, I wear shoes without socks and I use their equipment and damage them(basketball hoops bend real easy)

don't get me started on fast food joints

[Muerte]

not to mention when corey is there axe and him also make every toy who isn't glued down screw each other up the arse ... a real nice treat for all those little kiddies -_- ...

[inferiare]

Kinda like this?

[Muerte]

yes, kinda like that ... hell we even made that shitty short sorta like that ... cept lego

[inferiare]

You mean the one I have on my computer to Etta James?

[Muerte]

yup yup ... thatta one

[Axe Kazama]

why does she still have that!?
I thought we destroyed those videos long ago!?

[SoulBlazerFan]

Well, I won't do a thing... however, my boss Al will rip you limb from limb, and beat you until you're a bloody pulp with your severed limbs. Hell, he'd reattach them to you wrong, so you have two legs for arms, and two arms for legs.

He can do it, believe me... I've seen his handiwork. o_o;


SBiF

[Axe Kazama]

lucky I don't live in Jersey