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Jason Tandro
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Jason Tandro Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:15 am Post subject: The Line They Left Out |
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All famous quotes are cropped to sound better. Here are just a few:
"I have not yet begun to fight!" -John Paul Jones
"But I better start, cause I'm getting my ass kicked."
"Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you." -Somn song.
"Give it back!"
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -Sigmund Freud.
"But then again, sometimes its a big black dick."
(George Carlin came up with that one.)
I can't think of any more right now, but you get the idea. _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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Zhetty Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:58 am Post subject: |
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"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
* By the way, if you think this is an A-plus paper, think of that fantastic letter before 'G'.
--An English Professor
Ok, not famous, but it made me laugh (I'm easily amused). _________________
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