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 SoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:12 am Post subject: Horror's New Face |
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After years of attrocious sequels, bad versus movies, and not one, but two failed television exploits- Freddy Krueger returns to Television in one of televisions most talked about new dramas:
Fred Krueger: Chronic Masturbator
See him go through life's struggles, as he tries to masturbate- with a razor glove!
"Oh, damn that hurts! God, why wasn't I born a lefty? Or at least a switch hitter!"
Drama so intense- we ask no children watch the show, due to extreme images of masturbation, burn tissue, and accidents...
"This hurts worse than the time I tried to shave down there! Ahhh!"
Fred Krueger: Chornic Masturbator. Coming to a television station near you.
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| chicken Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:53 am Post subject: |
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what the crap is going on in your head? 
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| Blade Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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It's quite funny, if you know Freddy Krueger.
I, for myself, never watched a full Nightmare... movie.
Not my type. |
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| Freedan Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and read that. 
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| Blade Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote: | | Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and read that. |
See, I'm sitting somewhere else, but I also read it  |
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SoulBlazerFan
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| SoulBlazerFan Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote: | | Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and read that. |
It's SPAM. Why else would it be here?
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| inferiare Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:31 am Post subject: |
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this. XD
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| tay120n64 Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:38 am Post subject: |
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 nice. I would totally watch that. Ok, wait... no I wouldn't...
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| Manibrandr System Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:07 am Post subject: |
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That video would be a hit. XD
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| Axe Kazama Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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and here I thought it was going to be a portrait shot of Freedan!!
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| Freedan Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Axe Kazama wrote: | | and here I thought it was going to be a portrait shot of Freedan!! |
My ugliness deserves movies, not TV.
Horror movie directors would love to have me aboard, because turning me in to a horror character would take about 8 minutes in the makeup chair. With that kind of time saved, we'd have the movie shot in a week. 
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