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Freedan
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Freedan Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:42 am Post subject: A stupid little story.... |
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From what I just heard, a man is selling his friendship over the internet. You can buy his friendship for 12 months.
For $3.00, you can expect a birthday card and a monthly email, and for $150.00, he'll give you his cell phone number.
His reasoning? "Everyone needs more friends".
No thanks, I've got friends already, and they don't charge me for birthday cards. Weirdo. _________________
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Muerte Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:35 am Post subject: |
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goddamn ... not even im that desperate for a friend _________________ It's high time I revised this signature. |
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Axe Kazama
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Axe Kazama Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: |
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fine... I'll give you my phone number for a $100 _________________ You're just a human being, my dear, sweet child |
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Jason Tandro
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Jason Tandro Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Pssh. I'll send it to you for free. My cell phone number could use some spam (although for most of you it's a long distance #).
And BTW, I'm friends with everyone here, but I don't expect nude pictures from the girls.
That's just an occasional perk. _________________ Support me on Patreon!
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Axe Kazama
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Axe Kazama Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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Jason Tandro wrote: | And BTW, I'm friends with everyone here
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whatever helps you sleep at night _________________ You're just a human being, my dear, sweet child |
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Freedan
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Freedan Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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Axe Kazama wrote: | fine... I'll give you my phone number for a $100 |
I'll pay that.... then I'll give it to every telemarketing company I can find.
You'll be flooded with ads for aluminum siding for your house and people wanting to steam-clean your carpets. AHAHAHAHA!! _________________
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Manibrandr System Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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WTF, that's just retarded. XD
Where did you hear that Freedan? _________________
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Freedan
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Freedan Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Watching TV, on one particular channel, they sometimes have minute-long little info things.... usually about something funny like that, or to announce some contest the TV station is holding. I heard that story just before I posted it, but they didn't give many details (like where he lives, etc.) _________________
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Miss Prime Blue
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Miss Prime Blue Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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desperation sinks to new lows.
you can't BUY friendship. WTF? _________________ Whenever there's light, there are shadows.
People live on because they forget about unpleasant things. |
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Freedan
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Freedan Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I guess if people can sell ass-kickings and their souls on ebay, this guy figured he could scam a few people with this. _________________
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blueisalive
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blueisalive Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Millions of people use eBay. You are bound to meet some drunkards/mental incapable people trying to make a buck there.
It's very funny, actually. _________________
Yay! I won something!
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inferiare
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inferiare Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:57 am Post subject: |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I find that hilarious. I mean, jeezy, it's not THAT hard to go out and MAKE friends. Go to a bar, or a club or SOMETHING. Maybe this guy is desperate for a friend.
And hell, if anyone wants my cell number, ask. _________________
Presia firle anw faura,
van futare parge iem...
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Freedan
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Freedan Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:00 am Post subject: |
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Hey, everyone.... I'm offering my friendship at a real bargain. For only $20, I'll send you a PM. For $200, I'll create a thread dedicated to you. _________________
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inferiare
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inferiare Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:01 am Post subject: |
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Any takers? XD _________________
Presia firle anw faura,
van futare parge iem...
Melenas. |
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Freedan
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Freedan Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:02 am Post subject: |
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How about Muerte? For $250, I'll stop ignoring you. _________________
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