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Freedan · Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:42 am

From what I just heard, a man is selling his friendship over the internet. You can buy his friendship for 12 months.

For $3.00, you can expect a birthday card and a monthly email, and for $150.00, he'll give you his cell phone number.

His reasoning? "Everyone needs more friends".

No thanks, I've got friends already, and they don't charge me for birthday cards. Weirdo.
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Muerte · Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:35 am

goddamn ... not even im that desperate for a friend Confused

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Axe Kazama · Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:01 am

fine... I'll give you my phone number for a $100
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Jason Tandro · Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:20 pm

Pssh. I'll send it to you for free. My cell phone number could use some spam (although for most of you it's a long distance #).

And BTW, I'm friends with everyone here, but I don't expect nude pictures from the girls. Laughing

That's just an occasional perk.
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Axe Kazama · Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:42 pm

Jason Tandro wrote:

And BTW, I'm friends with everyone here

whatever helps you sleep at night
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Freedan · Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:22 pm

Axe Kazama wrote:

fine... I'll give you my phone number for a $100

I'll pay that.... then I'll give it to every telemarketing company I can find. Twisted

You'll be flooded with ads for aluminum siding for your house and people wanting to steam-clean your carpets. AHAHAHAHA!!
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Manibrandr System · Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:15 pm

WTF, that's just retarded. XD

Where did you hear that Freedan?
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Freedan · Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:17 pm

Watching TV, on one particular channel, they sometimes have minute-long little info things.... usually about something funny like that, or to announce some contest the TV station is holding. I heard that story just before I posted it, but they didn't give many details (like where he lives, etc.)
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Miss Prime Blue · Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:15 pm

desperation sinks to new lows.

you can't BUY friendship. WTF?
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Freedan · Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:42 pm

Well, I guess if people can sell ass-kickings and their souls on ebay, this guy figured he could scam a few people with this.
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blueisalive · Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:40 pm

Millions of people use eBay. You are bound to meet some drunkards/mental incapable people trying to make a buck there.

It's very funny, actually.
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inferiare · Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:57 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I find that hilarious. I mean, jeezy, it's not THAT hard to go out and MAKE friends. Go to a bar, or a club or SOMETHING. Maybe this guy is desperate for a friend. Rolling Eyes

And hell, if anyone wants my cell number, ask. Confused

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Freedan · Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:00 am

Hey, everyone.... I'm offering my friendship at a real bargain. For only $20, I'll send you a PM. For $200, I'll create a thread dedicated to you. Very Happy

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inferiare · Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:01 am

Any takers? XD
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Freedan · Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:02 am

How about Muerte? For $250, I'll stop ignoring you.
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