The Horrors of The Hazlet Multiplex

SBiF · Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:50 am

Warning: The following is a very graphic set of two stories of things that actually happened within the last few weeks. Reader descretion advised.

Remember: I WARNED YOU!

Murder:

About four weeks ago, a fight broke out between two teens. My friends were there during the fight. Someone pulled a tazer out, and zapped a kid unconcious. Everyone took off after that.

They found out the awful truth the next day in the paper. Soemone had went back to the kids unconcious body, and stabbed him repeatedly to death. Right out in front of Hazlet multiplex.

Suicide:

Last week, a group of teens made a horrific discovery, when they found the decapitated head of a man, his body found a few yards away in his truck, with a suicide note, saying how he hates his life, and he'd tried (Unsuccessfully) to kill himself before.

Anyway, the story is this: The man tied a rope to a tree, fed the rope through his car window, and tied the rope around his neck. (There was plenty of slack, mind you) He then put the car in drive, and sped off. He was up to at least thirty/forty when the rope reached it's end, and, the force tightening was so strong, it had ripped his head clean off from it's body. Rumor was, when they found the head, it was still blinking.

Unfortunately I wish I could say these came from my already pretty fucked up mind, but they did not. They are true horrors of living my my state. (Which is why I warn anyone I meet- NEVER COME TO JERSEY. You'll be stuck here forever, or you'll die)

That's all I got for now. Feel free to share other horrorific (But true) stories.

SBiFinator

"I'll Be Back"

Manibrandr System · Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:55 am Post subject:

Shit happens, I'm glad I'm not caught in the tragedies. ^^

SBiF · Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:02 am Post subject:

Just to add to that... my co worker was hit by a car. So bad, he had to be medivaced (Air-lifted) out of the crash site. This just so happened to be about five minutes down the road from the Multiplex. The Horrific Hazlet Multiplex strikes again...

SBiF

Axe Kazama · Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 11:20 am Post subject:

that shit is whacked
I've stepped in dog shit but I guess that doesn't hold nothing against that stuff

Muerte · Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:05 pm Post subject:

i thought the expression was "that shit is whack" not "wacked" ... im probably just confused about it though -_- ...
i might visit this multiplex in jersey someday ... might prove quite the experience

Manibrandr System · Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:27 pm Post subject:

You see Rob, the reason that so many shit happens where you live is because you live in America. And that fact alone should be explanation enough.

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject:

Not entirely. Shit happens everywhere, not just America.

And I'll go visit you and my other friend in Jersey someday. I'll leave, lol, cause Nevada is like that too: once you've been there, you can't leave.

SBiF · Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:36 am Post subject:

Feel free to visit... just... steer clear of the Multiplex. O.o;

And the worlds comin to an end Joan- all the stuffs that's been going on is all Biblical stuff. So I'd imagine we don't got much time left... (Well, maybe some...)

SBiF

blueisalive · Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:10 am Post subject:

I don't really think 2 incidents are enough to link a place to some spiritual unrest or abnormality.

The guy probably chose to commit suicide there because he thought after the teenager was killed there, it would be a spooky place to do it. After all, suicide was his choice, not the building's.

Axe Kazama · Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:53 pm Post subject:

I'd like to meet you SBF if I could, but Maccas ain't giving me fuck all cash, but it's the thought that counts

Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:26 pm Post subject:

I gots friends in Ohio. That's close to you. I can go visit them then make my rounds to visit my friends in Jersey. That would rock.

And Axey-baby, if you ever visit America, you're coming to visit me. You must. o.o;

Axe Kazama · Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:44 am Post subject:

well, I can't...you see
I'm allergic to cats...
Supercats with buttpoking pikes to be specific

Manibrandr System · Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:55 am Post subject:

I think it's better if Raini visits Australia instead. ;P

Muerte · Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:55 am Post subject:

yes ... australia is nice ...

blueisalive · Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:42 am Post subject:

Maybe someday I will meet you all. I would love to. When I am older...

I live in Kentucky right now, if anyone was wondering.