[Free Punch-Up] Absolute Nonsense RP Punch-Up

[Jason Tandro]

Okay, here are the rules. You have to attack and kill opponents in the most bizzarre, illogical off the wall fashion. A good example would be to drown someone in tobasco sauce or make them puke their guts out (I was reading from Axe Kazama's death wish list aimed at my person.

Being the starter of this thread, I will wrap myself in a protective marshmellow bubble that will not only explode if hit, but cause my body to go soaring out into space unprotected which will kill me in two turns from asphixiati.... whatever the hell that word is, unless I should happen to grab a hold of the Heart of Gold ship with the infinite improbability drive.

Your move.

[inferiare]

Then lets test this!

*Shoots the marshmallow bubble stuff around Jason with a stapler*

[Axe Kazama]

*bear farts Jason 2 miles*

sorry...too much Tekken

[Ocie Denver]

*continues kick Freedan in nuts until his nuts explodes*

[Manibrandr System]

*Shots Aoiga with a bullet made of gaseous lube*

[blueisalive]

<?php
$current_hp_joan = 100;
$current_hp_aoi = 100;
$current_hp_joan = $current_hp_joan - 99;
$currenr_hp_aoi = $current_hp_joan + 199;
?>

Yes, I am that good.

[Jason Tandro]

Jason runs back 2 miles still covered in sticky goo, and beat Aoiga over the head with a C++ manual screaming "The power of Bill compels you! The Power of Bill Compels you!"

In the meantime Axe has gone to get a crucifix and a star of David, which he uses as ninja stars to saw off my head.

I shout: "IT'S GONE! IT'S GONE!"

Then the damn marshmellow explodes.

Jason floats in orbitt... 1 turn til asphixiation.

[u8312n008]

damn this is old wonder why such a great idea was abandoned, anyway... u8312n008 rides in on a cow... (if im doing anything wrong please tell me, heh)

[Ocie Denver]

*shove Axe into the contaminated septic tank and sealed it air-tightly*

Wahahahahahaha!