Justice ISN'T just a pipe dream

[chicken]

oh i remember those two austrian kids who thought it'd be cool to film themselves while getting down to business both were like 16 and the guy was clever enough to share the video with his friends who shared it with their friends etc... about a week later it was in the papers lol

[tay120n64]

I feel as if there are insinuations in the air which I am failing to catch...

Wait...

waiiiiiiiitttt...

...yeah, I got nothin...

[Blade]

tay120n64 wrote:

I feel as if there are insinuations in the air which I am failing to catch... Wait... waiiiiiiiitttt... ...yeah, I got nothin...

Haha, I had to translate this one^^

...I don't get it...

[inferiare]

If this topic is going the way of retarted celebrities, the other one I can think of is Britney Spears. I want to punch her SO HARD in her ovaries. You have no idea. I hate her so much. I read on one of the tabloids over the weekend (I work in a grocery store, so they're on every checkstand) that the stupid bimbo might be pregnant AGAIN, and she has no idea who the father is.

Yeah, because having a zillion one night stands is definitely going to make you look good for the judge to get custody back of your other two kids. -_- Fucking idiot (no pun intended).

[Freedan]

You know your life is a train wreck when a judge says Kevin Federline is a better parent than you.

I remember reading the headline "Britney loses kids", and couldn't tell if that meant she lost custody, or just forgot where she left them.

[Nurdof]

I got to say, Britney Spears is a total fucking moron for just going into the barber shop, being an ass, and then shaving all her hair off. What kind of idiot does that?

[Blade]

Joseph wrote:

I got to say, Britney Spears is a total fucking moron for just going into the barber shop, being an ass, and then shaving all her hair off. What kind of idiot does that?

Hahaha I did that, when I cut my long hair off...

In the gallery/community pics, there are a few before/after photos...check em out!

And to Britneys defense...I'd call it the Michael Jackson syndrome.
Young girl, opressed by her mom to become a singer, gets richer and more famous and richer and richer and loses contact to earth.
And at the peak of her success, she breaks down.

This may sound hard, but she shouldn't have gotten kids.
All those celebrities should come to Austria, live in a small village in the East ( ) and get a train back to earth.

Paris Hilton and Lindsay don't have this syndrom.
Paris is a rich dumb slut who does nothing but partying, and Lindsay had a bit of success and became the partygirl and alcoholic she is now.
But Britney never had alcohol excesses like this. The sudden public interest was immense in her late teens, while the interest in Paris & Lindsay kinda grew constantly.

Britney was less of a "celebrity media person with shocking news every week" but more of a "young Pop star with an immense success".
Same happened to Michael Jackson. And THIS guy is completely fucked. By his father, the media, and his success .
(and his nose operations )

[inferiare]

Blade wrote:

And to Britneys defense...I'd call it the Michael Jackson syndrome. Young girl, opressed by her mom to become a singer, gets richer and more famous and richer and richer and loses contact to earth. And at the peak of her success, she breaks down. This may sound hard, but she shouldn't have gotten kids. All those celebrities should come to Austria, live in a small village in the East ( ) and get a train back to earth.

Most celebrities do it for the shock value because they don't want to lose what they had. Honestly, Britney was a one-hit wonder, got super popular, then lost her popularity. Then she does stupid shit and she gets back in the news. Attention whore to the max.

However, you saying she doesn't deserve her children isn't harsh, it's true. She's a terrible mother, and for as much as she claims she wants them back, she goes and sleeps around, parties all night, goes to parties wearing no underwear (and letting photographers take pictures of her nether regions - something I do not understand. Why would anyone want to see her skanky down-under parts? D: ). The only step she took in getting her children back was trying to get her driver license back, and then that stopped and she realized she liked the retard lifestyle. :/

Honestly. I want to smack that woman so hard, and then take out her reproductive organs so she can't have more children and populate the earth with her stupid.

[Manibrandr System]

Celebrities are all attention whores. If they aren't there for the attention, they wouldn't be in the media spotlight. They can kick and scream and pretend that they don't care for the popularity, but we all know that they enjoy the attention.

Also, fuck 50 cent.

[Freedan]

I take it back. Justice IS just a pipe dream; there is no such thing as justice.

84 minutes. 84 damn minutes. (10:30-11:54 AM). That's what drunk driving and cocaine possession gets you if you're famous. For her seven misdemeanors (fleeing the scene of an accident, cocaine possession, DUI, carjacking, DUI again, cocaine possession again, and driving with a suspended license), she missed an episode of The Today Show.

According to the jail-people, "Jail sentences for minor crimes are often cut short by Los Angeles sheriffs, who manage the county jails, because of overcrowding."

Apparently, coking up and driving drunk (putting the lives of others at risk) constitutes a "minor crime". I can only assume that LA is populated by nothing more than gun-toting vigilantes gunning each other down in the streets around the clock, because that's the only way drunk driving could be considered "minor".

I think anyone of moderate intelligence knew celebrities are treated more leniently - one set of laws for the rich and famous, one set for the poor and unknown - but for the few that might doubt it and defend these people, here's your proof. Anyone else convicted of drunk driving and cocaine possession would have scored at least a few years in jail; I guarantee it.

If he's ever caught, Osama Bin Laden should hope he's tried in Los Angeles. Think of the headlines: "Judge sentences mass-murdering fanatic to 45 hours of trash pickup on the freeway."

[Nurdof]

Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:

84 minutes. 84 damn minutes. (10:30-11:54 AM). That's what drunk driving and cocaine possession gets you if you're famous.

To tell you the truth, I don't really know if this should be longer for your time to spend in jail, after the drunk driving, and cocaine possession. But in my opinion, if anyone does this, they should spend their time longer than just 84 minutes in jail, because the 84 minutes Lindsay spent in jail is just too short time, and for her time, and everyone else, it needs to be longer.

[Manibrandr System]

Well, duh!

What a fucking bag of cunts that Lindsey Lohan chav.

[tay120n64]

84 minutes? Is that even legal? Can you punish someone that little for that much? You know, when I first read it, I read 84 hours, and I was like, "Well, that's not that much. Should've been much longer than that." But when I realized it said minutes not hours...

Words fail me.

[Blade]

Talking 'bout Britney...LEAVER HER ALONE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LWSjUe0FyxQ



+ a funny Daft Punk remix
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7-ELu0UMzgU

[Nurdof]

Dude, the second video was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

Also, look what I found!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OmVa19rzc4s&feature=related

This video is fucking funny!