TE Soap Operas

[Jason Tandro]

I should have results by Monday, but my newest writing (which I'm sure you are all getting sick of ) is in the style of the Soap Opera.

After this there is one more story that sticks all of these together nicely which is "A TE Carol", featuring eFlare as the tired old miser EvenEasier Scrooge. Axe Kazama as Bob Hatchet, Rainichan as the ghost of TE Past, Freedan as the ghost of TE Present and Muerte as the ghost of TE Future, and of course it features Coz as Tiny Tin (some roles may change, but this is my plan for now).

Expect the first ghost when the bell tolls March 1st.

[Freedan]

Me as ghost = ratings.

I've always liked your writing, you do good stuff. Can't wait for this one.

[Axe Kazama]

who the hell is Bob Hatchet, I'm not up-to-date with my story characters

[Freedan]

Bob Cratchit's long-lost brother.

Tiny Tin was separated from Tiny Tim at birth. He was the evil twin.

[inferiare]

Woo! Do I scare people? I hope so. *insert that scary hyper emoticon here*

[Axe Kazama]

Freedan, the Dark Knight wrote:

Bob Cratchit's long-lost brother. Tiny Tin was separated from Tiny Tim at birth. He was the evil twin.

You know...that doesn't help

[Freedan]

Be you serious? Never heard/read "A Christmas Carol"?

Bob Hatchet = spinoff of "Bob Cratchit", the poor guy who worked for Ebenezer Scrooge ("EvenEasier" Scrooge in Jason's story).

[Muerte]

we australians are quite deprived ... or just not interested in most christmassy type television proggies

[Jason Tandro]

Here is the story:

Ebeenezzer Scrooge is a tired old tyrant and robber baron in London, who's associate, Bob Marley has recently kicked the dust. Bob Crachit is his employee. He begs Scrooge to let him and his co-workers take christmas off. Scrooge grudgingly relents and heads home himself. That night, he is visited by the chained ghost of Bob Marley who warns him that if he does not change his ways, he will end up like him, a slave unto all eternity. He is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, showing Scrooge that he used to love christmas until a tragic love life made him cold and bitter, that his cruelty in the current day has caused grief on the Crachit family, but Bob Crachit, a good man, still offers a blessing on Scrooge because he appreciates that Scrooge hired him. And the future: Scrooge is shown by a spector who says nothing that if he does not change he will die a hated, mocked and friendless shell of a man. The night makes him realize the error of his ways and he swears to become a better person and does so the next day by raising Bob Crachit's salary and buying him a christmas turkey. There is a LOT more to it, but I reccomend to get the full effect you either read the book or see "Scrooge" the movie.

[Freedan]

But little did Cratchit know that Scrooge was double-crossing him. Scrooge hired a hitman who came by and filled Cratchit with 40 pounds of buckshot. Then he snapped Tiny Tim's cane in half and called him a n00b.

I made that up.

[Axe Kazama]

what?! Bob Marley!? he's a singer....
man...Christmas stories are confu-ing

[Freedan]

Jacob Marley, not Bob Marley.

Very nice Jason.

[Axe Kazama]

I'm freaking out?!?
Sun is shining...over the rainbow...

[inferiare]

You should be. That's hippy music right there, and hippy music kicks ass.

[Freedan]

Hippy music, but not hippies. They smell bad.

Axe is a hippy.